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SABAN PUNKS LIPPY PROTÉGÉ

Well, that didn’t take long.Lost amidst Lane Kiffin inserting his foot squarely into his mouth was Tennessee recruiter Lance Thompson lobbing a couple of verbal bombs at Alabama’s Nick Saban.  And, ultimately, performing the very same act as Kiffin with his own foot, as it turns out.The Tennessee recruiter/linebackers coach, a former assistant under Saban before bolting to the Volunteers this offseason, was in attendance at the very same Thursday breakfast in which Kiffin accused Urban Meyer of cheating.  During the course of the early-morning recruiting pep rally, Thompson took the microphone and vowed to the audience that he would defend his new home turf from the likes of Saban.”[Saban] ain’t getting any more of my [recruits],” Thompson said according to the Knoxville News. “Y’all say the same thing about Memphis in Tennessee. We’re going to own Memphis.”Yesterday, news leaked that Alabama had received their first commitment for their 2010 recruiting class, wide receiver Keiwone Malone of Mitchell High School.For the record, Mitchell High is located in Memphis.  Memphis, Tennessee.Right about now, I’m inclined to reference Shaq’s rap to Kobe, but will refrain from doing so. It would be offensive to some and that’s not what this is all about.  We’re professionals here and there’s no need to sink to that level.I will advise Thompson to brush his teeth thoroughly, though.  It’ll help Thompson rid himself of that nasty Saban taste currently entrenched deep in his throat.

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  1. ghtampa says: Feb 7, 2009 10:32 AM

    I’d prefer if they both had the taste of Shaq’s ass…..
    I can say that since I’m not an journalist nor do I aspire for the coveted 5:33 – 5:38 comedy slot at some assclown douche meat joint in Poughkeepsie.

  2. ghtampa says: Feb 7, 2009 2:53 PM

    Not that there would be anything wrong with that.

  3. HammerOfJustice says: Feb 7, 2009 4:06 PM

    360+ days for that commit to change so pull your head out of your ass Taylor. You should seriously go back to whatever rock Florio found you under because you are an asshat.

  4. JTHater says: Feb 8, 2009 10:38 AM

    “We’re professionals here and there’s no need to sink to that level.” – Taylor
    Goodness, I haven’t seen the first professional post from John “The Idiot” Taylor yet. I’m just glad that his word processing program can correct his spelling mistakes – unfortunately, there’s not a program out there that make his garbage messages any more “professional”.
    Florio was really scraping the bottom of the barrel when he picked Taylor… Sad, so sad.
    PS. After all of JT’s glowing Bama posts, Saban definately left “a taste currently entrenched deep in his throat”. I’d check with Monica to see if she knows of any dry cleaners that can get those stains out of JT’s shirt….

  5. Minibull says: Feb 8, 2009 12:48 PM

    Interesting. This prospect likes the Miami Dolphins yet also likes the coach who worked his best to ruin them (through poor player decisions and poor drafting) before running back to college. I guess Saban’s constant lies continue to work…

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