Finebaum's reasoning for his line of thinking? Meyer's lips had moved when he pronounced he was staying at Florida. (Get it? Get it???)
Well, Meyer's lips have moved yet again, and he has stated unequivocally what his intentions are in 2010 and beyond.
Speaking in front of a group of golfers Saturday at an outing to raise money for a children's charity, Meyer left no gray area as to what his future holds.
"I'm not going to Notre Dame. Ever," Meyer said according to Pat Cooley of the Gainesville Sun. "I'm going to be the coach at Florida for a long time, as long as they want me."
Meyer then turned to a group of four reporters, including Dooley, and told them to put that in the paper.
Listen, it's understandable that Meyer is upset over the constant Notre Dame speculation -- even as he's tossed his own fuel on the Irish fire -- and how it may be used against him on the recruiting trail.
However, it's not going to go away. Especially when the likes of Finebaum and good friend Steve Spurrier continue to bring it up.
And when the likes of a certain Coach Woodcock down in Alabama has forever caused a collective eye roll when it comes to unequivocal statements coming from the moving lips of even the most earnest of college coaches regarding their future intentions.
Urban spent enough time living in the cold weather and having to look at college girls bundled up. Why would he want to leave UF? I can understand why someone would want to leave Alabama or Tennessee (Kiffin sucks), but Florida? Unless, of course, you're an NFL coach who is not going to be the coach at Alabama.