I don’t know exactly what’s going on over at the Orlando Sentinel, but they are certainly stirring the sh-t this afternoon.
First, it was Andrew Carter on his Florida State blog “badgering” (wink wink, nudge nudge) Bobby Bowden onto putting himself on the precipice of another Tim Tebow controversy.
Now, his colleague who mans the Florida beat, Jeremy Fowler, is posting “scrumptious pics” — my wife’s words, not mine — of the “piece of man meat” — the wife, again — known as Tebow.
It seems as though Tebow will be featured in a GQ spread, and this is one of the pics Fowler decided to feature:
I just…
I mean…
Screw it. Toss out your own one-liners..
I need to hit the gym
Gaytor bait.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Two more plates of biscuits, eggs, bacon, and gravy and I’ll be all set to play nose tackle for the Lions…
Somewhere in Ohio Brady Quinn is holding a velvet belt around his neck in a closet whacking off to these photos…hoping the Browns draft Tim TeBow!
I don’t know what’s scarier, the fact that I understood what you were talking about or the fact that I LMFAO after reading it.
Bravo, sir.
Bravo.
Yeah right…Brady Quinn would never take his hands off a personal mirror long enough to complete that mission.
I think Tebow is doing what all respectable Christian’s in the South do these days; wait for marriage to start taking advantage of a position of power to rake in all the chickadees.
My Teboner is at full mast.
Maybe he could be drafted by the Niners after this season. Looks like he would fit right in.
Now he’s done!