Dolphins' Crowder wants Gators to 'beat the s–t out of' Vols

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Given the “verbosity” of Lane Kiffin throughout the offseason, this has been, for the most part, a rather quiet run-up to the Tennessee-Florida showdown in the Swamp.

Kiffin, with the exception of one little jab at Urban Meyer‘s spread offense, has been open mouthed and on bended knee while praising the Gators.  Other than one Gator stating that Kiffin’s offseason barbs “kinda hit a nerve“, UF has been even more tight-lipped than their opponents.

Ex-Gator and current Miami Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder has decided to take the exact same tack as his former school, only in a completely and totally different way.

In other words, the always loquacious Crowder took a verbal baseball bat and Al Capone‘d the Vols’ new coach.

Speaking to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, Crowder got the party started by saying that Meyer will “beat the sh-t out of” Kiffin.  Then he really let his dreads down.

Lane Kiffin bit off more than he could chew,” Crowder said of the coach’s offseason accusations and boasts. “If Urban does good he’ll pull the dogs off, he tries to all the time but our second and third-stringers are better than most first-string teams by far. He’s not going to pull the dogs off and I don’t want him to get Tebow hurt, but I want to beat the (expletive) out of them at least by 30 or 40. And let Lane shut the (expletive) up the rest of the time he’s in the SEC.”

Well, not a whole lot of gray area there.  Nor is there in his predictions for the outcome of the SEC opener for both teams.

“He’ll call them off maybe fourth quarter with three minutes left, put in our third string which is probably still better than Tennessee’s first string. It’ll be a cake walk. … I want to be a coach someday and beat the (expletive) out of people.”

(Wait, Crowder wants to emulate Tom Cable?)

Of course, what an ex-player says ahead of a rivalry game has little if any bearing on the game itself, but at least it’s added a little bit of spice to what has otherwise been a lackluster week.  On the field tomorrow, of course, will likely be another story entirely…

Les Miles delivers an early contender for quote of the season

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LSU coach Les Miles is one of the more interesting figures in college football, as you all know.

To that point: He’s had the market cornered on Australian punters for the last six seasons. First it was Brad Wing — who was awesome, unlike the officiating in that video — in 2010 and 2011, then it was Jamie Keehn, who punted for LSU from 2012-2015.

But fear not, LSU has another Aussie punter this year in redshirt freshman Josh Growden. Take it away, Les:

I can only imagine Miles is referring to this when he said “speak Australian:”

Ohio State WR Torrance Gibson suspended for 2016 season

COLUMBUS, OH - SEPTEMBER 19: Head Coach Urban Meyer of the Ohio State Buckeyes prior to the game Northern Illinois Huskies at Ohio Stadium on September 19, 2015 in Columbus, Ohio.  (Photo by Andrew Weber/Getty Images)
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Ohio State suspended wide receiver Torrance Gibson for the season, but the decision to ban the redshirt freshman didn’t come from coach Urban Meyer or the athletic department.

Meyer made that distinction known on Monday, via ESPN.com:

“It was not from the athletic department or football,” Meyer said during his weekly news conference Monday. “I disagree with it.”

Meyer didn’t provide any details on what transpired or what, if anything, could be done about it given his opposition to the discipline. Ohio State has not commented on the nature of the violation.

Gibson was suspended for a violation of Ohio State’s student code of conduct. He was previously suspended for a game during the 2015 season, a year in which he redshirted.

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Georgia RB Nick Chubb won’t be on a ‘pitch count’ in opener

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Georgia coach Kirby Smart said running back Nick Chubb, who tore his PCL last year in a gruesome injury, is 100 percent ready to go for the Bulldogs’ opener Saturday against North Carolina.

Smart said Chubb won’t be on a “pitch count,” confirming that the star running back won’t be limited at all in Week 1. His availability will be key for a Georgia offense that hasn’t named a starter yet, though could very well go with true freshman Jacob Eason over senior Greyson Lambert.

Chubb, who was injured Oct. 10 last year in Georgia’s loss to Tennessee, carried 92 times for 747 yards with seven touchdowns in 2015. The junior has 2,294 yards and 21 touchdowns to his name since exploding onto the national scene as a freshman in 2014.

Kansas State will start Jesse Ertz at QB vs. Stanford

MANHATTAN, KS - SEPTEMBER 18:  Head coach Bill Snyder of the Kansas State Wildcats watches pre-game warm-ups prior to the game against the Auburn Tigers at Bill Snyder Family Football Stadium on September 18, 2014 in Manhattan, Kansas.  (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)
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Unlike his counterpart in Austin, Kansas State coach Bill Snyder revealed who his starting quarterback for Week 1 will be on today’s Big 12 teleconference.

Jesse Ertz, who started K-State’s season opener last year only to suffer a season-ending torn ACL on the first play of the game, will get the nod for the Wildcats’ opener at Stanford on Friday.

Ertz beat out Joe Huebner and Alex Denton to win the job back.

“In all reality, he’s been more consistent than the other two,” Snyder said.

K-State went 6-7 last year with Huebner as its quarterback and lost to Arkansas in the Liberty Bowl. Huebner completed 47.6 percent of his passes for 1,837 yards with nine touchdowns and 10 interceptions, and also rushed 180 times for 613 yards with 13 touchdowns.

Ertz, a former two-star recruit from Burlington, Iowa, hadn’t appeared in a college game before suffering that season-ending injury against South Dakota State last year.