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Kiffin is sexy… for a chick

There really is no rhyme or reason for the content of the following post, except for the fact that it’s funny as (Jon Gruden’s favorite word).

In the spirit of March Madness, the men’s magazine Esquire is doing an NCAA basketball-style bracket to determine the Sexiest Woman Alive.

For reasons unbeknownst to me, Southern Cal head coach Lane Kiffin is included in the pool of 64.  Not his drop-dead-gorgeous wife Layla; the head coach himself is the only male in the field.

Again, I have no clue why.

Kiffin enters the “tournament” as the No. 16 seed in what could only be called the WTF?!? Regional, and will square off with LPGA star Natalie Gulbis.  The description of Kiffin by the magazine?  “Such a pretty girl.  Sure raises a ruckus.”

If Kiffin could somehow pull off the upset, it would set up an intriguing match-up in the second round as Kiffin/Gulbis gets the winner of the Erin Andrews-Danica Patrick tilt.

Kiffin vs. Andrews?  Oh yeah, bring it on.

And, just for the record, I voted for Kiffin.  I implore you all to do the same and get the word out to your friends, co-workers and better halves to do likewise.  Let’s do right by Kiffin and put him in his rightful place: on the throne as the Queen of College Football.

This will be a tough row to hoe, though; as of this writing, Kiffin is trailing 83 percent to 17 percent.

C’mon, people.  Get out and vote.  Do it for your country, do it for the game you love, and, most importantly, do it for Kiffin.

He deserves your support in this endeavor.

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  1. BrownsTown says: Mar 15, 2010 1:52 PM

    Awesome, but can southerners bring themselves to vote for another male as “sexy,” even if it’s in jest? Hmmm, what’s more important? Their SEC pride or their manhood? Clock is ticking, gents.

  2. xacvol says: Mar 15, 2010 7:53 PM


  3. Gatorfan1 says: Mar 15, 2010 10:08 PM

    Kiffin better watch his back now, Orgeron’s been known to slap women around….Lol….
    USC must be so proud!!!

  4. QB_of_the_Future says: Mar 15, 2010 11:27 PM

    Al Davis said Lane’s a little b!tch, maybe that’s why he/”she” is in the contest…

  5. jimmy_b says: Mar 15, 2010 11:39 PM

    Check out Ann Hathaway’s pic.

  6. msnyder275 says: Mar 15, 2010 11:47 PM

    I love Esquire

  7. msnyder275 says: Mar 16, 2010 12:06 AM

    I love Esquire. NFL had the Mangenius…NCAA has the Mangina.

  8. WCRaider says: Mar 16, 2010 12:12 AM

    A bitch is a bitch is a bitch. Everyone recognizes her for what she is. Lane is a bitch.

  9. JSpicoli says: Mar 16, 2010 2:22 AM


  10. glo363 says: Mar 16, 2010 8:57 AM

    This is completely retarded. And asking people to vote for him too? Even more retarded… I hope the 2012 predictions are true because this world needs to end. There are just too many of you idiot people running around.

  11. Cerberus says: Mar 16, 2010 9:00 AM

    The part that must really be killing you is knowing that Al Davis was correct about Kiffin. He said that Kiffin would try to torpedo the UT football program just like he did in Oakland, and Davis was spot on.
    Yes, for his effort to be the biggest b*tch in college football, I say “Lance” Kiffin is a shoe-in against Gulbis.

  12. SlipperyPete says: Mar 16, 2010 9:04 AM

    This is awesome — Lane is now in the lead 73% – 27%. Its not looking good for Gulbis.

  13. BrownsTown says: Mar 16, 2010 12:06 PM

    Right, because calling people/things “retarded” is the model of civility. Relax and get a sense of humor.

  14. rightmom says: Mar 16, 2010 1:07 PM

    The only woman who might have a shot at beating him is Johnny Edwards.

  15. Deb says: Mar 16, 2010 6:17 PM

    @glo363 …
    Yes, by all means, just before Christmas of 2011, donate everything you own to charity–your house, car, clothes, computer, retirement accounts, everything. Then you can celebrate the dawn of 2012 with a nice warm feeling of satisfaction for your generosity. You’ll need that feeling because after you’ve given away everything, spending the next few years stuck in a shelter with all the other humorless idiot people who thought they could predict the world’s end is probably gonna suck.

  16. Furious_D says: Mar 17, 2010 12:37 PM

    He is winning 58% to 42% now… nice work

  17. says: Mar 25, 2010 12:31 AM

    Ha! Lane took the lead 56-44!

  18. Backlund in 2012 says: Apr 12, 2010 8:22 AM

    BrownsTown, you’re so bitter…
    Is it because Ohio State is an outstanding 0-9 in bowl games vs the SEC, including back to back losses to South Carolina (which is half of all their bowl wins)?
    Is it because the Browns are the gift that keeps on giving as the biggest joke in the NFL since 1999?
    Is it because I live five minutes from the beach in warm weather and hospitable people while you live in… Ohio? Seems like lots of arrogant people come down from Ohio to spend their money and support the tourism industry here. Funny how no ones ever goes to Ohio on vacation… wonder why?
    Enjoy your crappy weather and bad football :)

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