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Kiffin apologizes for being Über-sexy

In the 72 hours or so since Lane Kiffin Gulbis Response.PNG

Ever the gentlemen — albeit a gentlemen oozing an estro-sexual look not seen in college football since… well… ever — Kiffin Kiffin Response.PNG

Yeah, nice try, Lane.  Quality, respectful apology on all fronts.

But we’re not buying it.

Try to lull your enemies into a false sense of security all you want, but we know you can smell this, feel this.  Victory is well within your grasp, 

Grab that tiara, and hightail it down the runway like you stole it.

UPDATE 8:58 a.m. ET: Kiffin continues to hold a solid lead over Gulbis, pulling in 43,809 votes to the golfer’s 31,452.

Good job, Coach Kiffin.  We’re all very proud of you.

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  1. Deb says: Mar 17, 2010 10:12 PM

    This is hysterical!! I can’t believe they’re commenting on this. ROFL!!!!
    I’m gonna go vote for Lane again.

  2. John Taylor says: Mar 17, 2010 10:31 PM

    @ Deb: I told “USC” Jeff in a previous post that this was like monkeys AND midgets under the Christmas tree for me.
    I was wrong.
    This is now officially like monkeys AND midgets AND Larry/Curly/Moe under the tree. And they all have the walkin’ farts.
    Big props to Kiffin, though. Cool and classy move on his part.

  3. overratedgators says: Mar 17, 2010 10:47 PM

    Kiffin = Cool and classy? Never thought I’d see the day you used those words, John.

  4. John Taylor says: Mar 17, 2010 11:00 PM

    @ overratedgators: I will bust on Kiffin anywhere, anytime, as I think has been proven in the past. But I will also say that I think that Kiffin is good for college football.
    There. I said it. Flame away. ;-)

  5. Jeff says: Mar 18, 2010 8:27 AM

    John,
    If you keep giving Kiffin compliments people are going to start to think he is a nice guy.
    I’ll admit he was out of control in Knoxville but he has been rather tame since he came back to SC. He did get people talking about UT football again and thats something that hasnt been done since T. Martin was there.

  6. DCViking says: Mar 18, 2010 9:58 AM

    It’s just a matter of time until the somebody tapes Lanie undressing through the peep hole of his motel room…

  7. undersated says: Mar 18, 2010 12:24 PM

    is it wrong that i have this http://www.esquire.com/women/the-sexiest-woman-alive/bracket-tournament/natalie-gulbis-vs-lane-kiffin
    saved as one of my fav sites? nd i go there and vote atleast ten times a day.
    Oh God someone please stop me

  8. Deb says: Mar 18, 2010 12:56 PM

    @John …
    Monkeys and midgets and Larry/Moe/Curly w/walking farts????? Men are amused by the strangest things.
    For me it’s more like Chihuahuas and fat little girlfriends and Barney Fife and Marge Gunderson having to barf.

  9. xacvol says: Mar 18, 2010 1:12 PM

    this is turning into TMZtalk.com

  10. Deb says: Mar 18, 2010 2:51 PM

    @xacvol …
    I’m not a TMZ person, but I always imagined that TMZtalk would have to include people like Paris Hilton and that Heidi in the Hills girl, not Lane Kiffin and Natalie Gulbis. But I’ll defer to you …

  11. josecanseco says: Mar 18, 2010 11:07 PM

    Maybe Kiffin will win something for once. Everyone has to start somewhere and I guess for Kiffin it starts as a sexy women.

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