It’s been a couple of days since we updated you on Lane Kiffin‘s quest to be named the Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire magazine, so we figured now would be as good a time as any to give you the very latest on this most important of votes.
Obviously, upsets have been the story du jour of the NCAA men’s basketball tournament — Rock Chalk WTF?!? — and Esquire’s March Madness-style 64-person bracket is not much different.
Kiffin, an unheralded No. 16 seed coming into the online “tournament”, 
Again, kudos to those who have fought, and will continue to fight, for Kiffin’s right to be crowned as the sexiest woman alive. A win such as this would be a huge — a much-needed — step forward for men’s rights in this country.
John, did Kiffin date one of your cousins or what? Seriously, why all the blood lust. Maybe I missed it from a previous post but you’ve really got it in for him.
John, you need to figure out a new way to garner attention up there at Heidelberg. Uhhhh, let’s think out loud.
How about writing actual stories??
Hmmmm, what a novel concept zit faced frosh.
At least they finally went with a better picture of Gulbis.
@ chicagosundevil: Again, I’m a sophomore.
Please be factually correct when you slam me. That’s all I ask, and I don’t think that’s too much to request.
This is so retarded…