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Pair of Hogs arrested for getting biblical with Mary Jane

It seems like a day doesn’t go by here at High Times CFT when there’s not a charge somehow related to marijuana being faced by a college football player.

And today is no different.

The latest to find themselves in legal bong water are a pair of Arkansas defensive backs.  According to the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, David “Cheech” Gordon and Hunter “Chong” Miller were arrested Monday night and charged with possession of a controlled substance.

Here’s the Democrat-Gazette‘s account of how the alleged dope duo were popped, with our emphasis added:

Miller and Gordon were observed by a police officer in a university parking lot lying in the back seat of a vehicle Monday evening. The police officer approached the vehicle and could spell a strong odor of burnt marijuana, according to a preliminary arrest report. A cloud of smoke rolled out of the vehicle when Miller opened the door and a plastic bag containing a “green leafy substance” was found inside the driver’s side door panel, according to the report.

(Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but “lying in the backseat of a vehicle”?  Together?)

Gordon started three games in 2009, while Miller was a walk-on yet again this spring.

And don’t ask me where they’re registered because I haven’t a clue.

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Respond to “Pair of Hogs arrested for getting biblical with Mary Jane”
  1. rolltide says: Apr 27, 2010 8:31 PM

    CollegeFootballWeedTalk.com

  2. John Taylor says: Apr 27, 2010 8:33 PM

    CollegeWeedballTalk.com?

  3. overratedgators says: Apr 27, 2010 11:23 PM

    “Getting Biblical with Mary Jane”.
    The call from the Pulitzer committee should be coming any moment now, JT.

  4. Hung Like Greg Oden says: Apr 28, 2010 12:15 AM

    “And don’t ask me where they’re registered because I haven’t a clue.”
    Well done.

  5. Cubano says: Apr 28, 2010 7:20 AM

    I now click on CFT first just to check out the headlines!!!!! “Getting Biblical with Mary Jane” classic! JT is simply awesome! You suck Florio!

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