(And, no, I really don’t care if you feel like this is old, tired or played out. Lane Kiffin being the only male in a field of 64 fighting for a title that contains the word “sexiest” in it will never cease to be funny. Ever.)
What was once thought to be a pipe dream has just today come a step closer to becoming reality.
Lane Kiffin has officially survived a tough second-round match-up with racing hottie Danica Patrick and moved on to the Sassy Sixteen in Esquire.com‘s
Kiffin will now face soccer player Heather Mitts, who is perhaps — because soccer sucks — most famous for her relationship with St. Louis Rams quarterback A.J. Feeley.
The winner of the Kiffin-Mitts match-up will take on the Stacy Kiebler-Tanith Belbin survivor in the Elite Eight, but lets not get ahead of ourselves as there’s a lot of work to do in this round.
So, from everyone here at CFT, congratulations to Coach Kiffin on a stirring tourney run, and let’s keep this train oozing with raw feminine sexuality rolling right into the championship round.