Baylor regent lobs 'corn shuckers' blast at Nebraska

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You have to love open record laws, which allows for, among other things, emails sent by public officials who they think are private but ultimately end up all over the Internet, readily available for public consumption.

The latest official bitten by this way-awesome law is Buddy “Bud” Jones, a Baylor regent and prominent lobbyist in the state.

The emails, obtained by the Dallas Morning News, center on the rumored interest on the part of the Pac-10 in three other Texas schools — Texas, Texas A&M and Texas Tech.  Jones writes that “we cannot let other schools in Texas… leave the Big XII (Jones cyber-yelling for emphasis ahead) WITHOUT BAYLOR BEING INCLUDED IN THE PACKAGE.”

(Why Jones didn’t end that particular sentence with at least three exclamation points for additional emphasis is beyond me.  ‘Net novice.)

He also hit the caps lock when talking about “TEXAS BASED TEAMS” and “PACKAGE DEAL!” in the same email obtained by the News that basically stated Baylor needs to be included with every other Big 12 school that hails from Texas.

Additionally, he addressed the Nebraska loyalty issue that some say could be key in keeping the Big 12 intact.  And he did it like an adult, refraining from using any words that would denigrate either a member institution or an entire fan base.

“It’s hard enough get the home teams to stick tight. But harder still to influence a bunch of corn shuckers.”

Jones then dropped trou, hopped up on the nearest Xerox machine, made several photocopies of his bare ass and ordered his secretary to send copies to high-ranking state officials and school in Nebraska with the following inscription written in Blue Sharpie on his right cheek: “Love, Your Daddy”*.

With each passing day, and with each revelation, the Big 12 is looking less and less like a power conference and more and more like a bunch of six-year-old girls fighting over a Happy Meal toy.

(* – It’s true because I wrote it and it’s now on the Internet and, like the open record laws, would be way awesome if it went down that way.)

Hokies QB Brewer a gametime decision, but RB Williams out for the year

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Virginia Tech has been playing just about the whole season without starting quarterback Michael Brewer after the Hokies signal-caller broke his collarbone in the first game of the season. Now, Brewer is on his way back to the field. Brewer has been medically cleared to return to practice in Blacksburg. It may still be another few weeks until he gets back in a game for Virginia Tech.

Brewer broke his collarbone in Virginia Tech’s season-opening loss to Ohio State. Once he left the game, it seemed the Hokies were unable to give the defending national champions much of a fight for a second straight season. He was originally expected to miss eight to 10 weeks of action, which would have meant a return for a Halloween game against Boston College as the earliest likely date. Virginia Tech has a bye week after the Boston College game, meaning Brewer could then be available for a Thursday night division game against Georgia Tech on November 12. Considering all of that, the chance Brewer might be available to play this Friday night against N.C. State is quite a pleasant surprise for a Virginia Tech team in need of some help after dropping to 2-3 after a second straight loss last weekend. Andy Bitter of The Roanoke Times says Brewer could be a gametime decision for Frank Beamer.

The outlook is not quite as possible for Hokies running back Marshawn Williams. Williams will be out for the rest of the season after reinjuring his left knee in practice in late September. It is the same knee that was surgically repaired last December. Williams can use this season as his redshirt season as he has not played in a game this season. He will still have three years of eligibility remaining when he returns to the team next fall.

Mike Leach discusses presidential candidates, political correctness, pizza and says WSU has better facilities than Oregon

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wherever and whenever Washington State head coach Mike Leach opens his mouth, we will be listening. In a recent radio interview with John Canzano, Leach shared his thoughts on the presidential races heating up, the need to remove political correctness and the superior athletics facilities at Washington State compared to what is offered at Oregon.

Leach offered his take on the current status of the GOP race, saying if Donald Trump continues to rise that some other candidates will soon back out and others will “kiss the ring and hope for cabinet positions.”

I think honestly the single biggest issue in this election and country for quite some time is you have to eradicate political correctness. Unless it’s eradicated, you know, we can’t move forward.”

On the topic of football, Leach was asked what has held Washington State back from becoming a winning program. Leach reflected on the steps the program has taken to improve the program, which has seen improvements with facilities that have helped through recruiting, although Leach said it’s been tough because acquiring the talent has been a slow process. He was quite proud of Washington State’s facilities though.

“We have the best facilities in America, certainly within the conference, including Oregon,” Leach said. “We’ve had those for a year that helped accelerate the recruiting effort.”

Given a chance to back peddle from that statement, Leach, as you might expect, did not rescind or amend his previous comments.

You can listen to the full interview here. It is a good listen. He also wants to know where the best pizza place in Portland, Oregon is. You will learn he likes New York style pizza.