Baylor regent lobs 'corn shuckers' blast at Nebraska

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You have to love open record laws, which allows for, among other things, emails sent by public officials who they think are private but ultimately end up all over the Internet, readily available for public consumption.

The latest official bitten by this way-awesome law is Buddy “Bud” Jones, a Baylor regent and prominent lobbyist in the state.

The emails, obtained by the Dallas Morning News, center on the rumored interest on the part of the Pac-10 in three other Texas schools — Texas, Texas A&M and Texas Tech.  Jones writes that “we cannot let other schools in Texas… leave the Big XII (Jones cyber-yelling for emphasis ahead) WITHOUT BAYLOR BEING INCLUDED IN THE PACKAGE.”

(Why Jones didn’t end that particular sentence with at least three exclamation points for additional emphasis is beyond me.  ‘Net novice.)

He also hit the caps lock when talking about “TEXAS BASED TEAMS” and “PACKAGE DEAL!” in the same email obtained by the News that basically stated Baylor needs to be included with every other Big 12 school that hails from Texas.

Additionally, he addressed the Nebraska loyalty issue that some say could be key in keeping the Big 12 intact.  And he did it like an adult, refraining from using any words that would denigrate either a member institution or an entire fan base.

“It’s hard enough get the home teams to stick tight. But harder still to influence a bunch of corn shuckers.”

Jones then dropped trou, hopped up on the nearest Xerox machine, made several photocopies of his bare ass and ordered his secretary to send copies to high-ranking state officials and school in Nebraska with the following inscription written in Blue Sharpie on his right cheek: “Love, Your Daddy”*.

With each passing day, and with each revelation, the Big 12 is looking less and less like a power conference and more and more like a bunch of six-year-old girls fighting over a Happy Meal toy.

(* – It’s true because I wrote it and it’s now on the Internet and, like the open record laws, would be way awesome if it went down that way.)

VIDEO: LSU RB Derrius Guice squats 650 pounds

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Derrius Guice may be the most underrated player in college football.

Playing in the shadow of Leonard Fournette, Guice posted an eye-popping 8.55 yards per carry (51 rushes for 436 yards) as a freshman in 2015, then kept his big-play ability as his usage increased while Fournette battled injuries in his final college season. Guice rushed 183 times for 1,387 yards and 15 touchdowns; his 7.58 yards per carry average was the most among Power 5 rushers with at least 180 carries.

So, yes, Guice is really good. He’s also a physical freak.

LSU captured and tweeted video Friday of Guice squatting 650 pounds, more than three times his listed 212 pounds.

If — and this is a massive, Les Miles-firing if — LSU can consistently throw the ball in 2017, go ahead and make Guice your darkhorse Heisman contender in 2017.

(HT CBS Sports)

Former Miami TE Jovani Haskins headed to West Virginia

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Jovani Haskins announced two weeks ago he was leaving Miami for “somewhere else.” That somewhere else proved to be a favorite destination of other Sunshine State transfers: West Virginia.

“WVU is my new home and I can’t wait to perform in front of the fans of West Virginia!” he tweeted on Saturday.

A 3-star prospect out of Bergenfield, N.J.., Haskins was offered by West Virginia in the class of 2016 and most recruiting experts actually had him signing with the Mountaineers before a surprise commitment to Miami.

Haskins joins two former state of Florida players on WVU’s roster: starting quarterback Will Grier (Florida) and former Miami quarterback Jack Allison (Miami). The Mountaineers also employed Florida State transfer Clint Trickett at quarterback and Miami transfer Antonio Crawford at cornerback.

Haskins redshirted in 2016 and will presumably sit out 2017 before gaining eligibility in ’18. West Virginia could use the help immediately; the roster lists one scholarship tight end at present. WVU currently has two tight ends pledged for the 2018 class in addition to Haskins.

 

BYU wearing special patch in honor of LaVell Edwards

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BYU got the summer media day fun started on Friday with their football media day. BYU tends to pull out all the stops on its media day with coach and player interviews, alumni returning, and a handful of announcements about the future of the program. In addition to news about their relationship with ESPN, BYU also announced the football team will be sporting a patch this season in honor of the late LaVell Edwards.

In addition to players wearing the patch on their jerseys, BYU coaches will also wear the patch on their sleeves.

Edwards passed away in December at the age of 86. The BYU coaching legend spent 29 seasons on the sidelines in Provo and accumulated 257 wins along the way. Among those was a national championship season in 1984, which remains the most recent national championship to be claimed by a program not currently in a power conference. Edwards took 22 BYU teams to a bowl game.

Now if we can just keep getting BYU to stick to that lighter shade of blue as their main home uniform, we’ll be in great shape.

Former Vanderbilt football player Brandon Banks found guilty of rape

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Former Vanderbilt football player Brandon Banks was convicted by a jury on Friday for rape of a female Vanderbilt student. Following 15 hours of jury deliberations, the verdict of guilty on one count of aggravated rape and one count of aggravated sexual battery was in.

”He’s shocked but understands that this is only the first part of this process, there’s a lot more to do from here on,” Banks’ lawyer, Mark Scruggs, said after the verdict. ”We have some really good issues to raise.”

Part of Banks’ defense was built on succumbing to peer pressure, suggesting he feared he may be beaten up by teammates if he did not participate in the scandalous activity. The jury, having reviewed videos and photos from the incident, some of which were shot by Banks, determined that was not a viable defense.

”Making fun of another person is not right, but we know it happens,” Assistant District Attorney Roger Moore said in closing arguments, according to the Associated Press. ”But it doesn’t give you a legal defense to commit a crime, particularly not an aggravated rape, an aggravated sexual battery. I mean if that’s the case, then we’d have the ‘football team defense.”’

Banks will serve a minimum of 15 years in prison. One count of aggravated rape has a minimum sentence of 15 years.

Other former Vanderbilt players had previously been convicted for their roles in the 2013 rape. Cory Batey was found guilty of aggravated rape and sentenced to 15-25 years in prison in April 2016. Brandon Vandenbeurg was found guilty and sentenced to 17 years in prison.