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Recruit’s mom forges son’s signature on Ole Miss LOI


No, seriously.  She did.

In what is one of the more bizarre stories you’ll hear any day of the year let alone signing day, the mother of a football recruit who really, really wanted her son to attend Ole Miss really, really forged the name “Floyd Raven” on a National Letter of Intent.  David Brandt of the Associated Press tweeted the following in the midst of Houston Nutt‘s signing day press conference:

Nutt confirms Floyd Raven’s mom forged his signature on LOI to Ole Miss. Raven is going to Texas A&M.

Ole Miss had received a signed LOI from “Raven”, a defensive back out of Louisiana, this morning but refused to accept it.  By way of Kyle Veazey of the Jackson Clarion-Ledger, Nutt explained why it was refused, although he didn’t use the word “forged” in his description.

“His mom. Mom really wanted him here, David,” UM coach Houston Nutt said to Brandt. “Mom wanted him here in the worst way. And so, (UM compliance director) David (Wells is) our expert on that, so the bottom line is when they told us that we said ‘Hey, look, I want you to be here because you really want to be here.’ And he was so torn. It’s really hard, it’s a hard hard decision, but when mom told me that, “Hey, look, I want you to do what’s in your heart. And I think at the time he wanted to go elsewhere and look, I want them to want to be here.”

So, again, a mother forged her son’s signature and faxed it to a school.

Some days, I have little doubt that the Mayans are correct on their prediction.  This is one of them.

Diagnosed with bovine leukemia, Bevo XIV retires immediately

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Turns out Steve Spurrier isn’t the only iconic college football figure to retire this week.

Texas announced Tuesday evening Bevo XIV has been diagnosed with bovine leukemia and has been retired to his pasture, effective immediately.

Bevo XIV missed Saturday’s stunning upset of then-No. 10 Oklahoma with what the school called a “life threatening” illness, and rumors circulated around the internet this week he had passed away.

Bevo XIV officially hangs up his horns with a 106-41 record with two national championship appearances.

There is no word at press time on a possible debut of Bevo XV.

Dabo Swinney won’t stop talking about “Clemsoning”

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Urban Dictionary defines “Clemsoning” as “the act of an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football season.”

Clemson head coach Dabo Swinney was asked about the phenomenon following the Tigers’ destruction of Georgia Tech Saturday and promptly went off. The question, asked by ESPN’s David Hale, was in reference to Swinney’s program shaking the label – Saturday marked Clemson’s 34th straight win over an unranked opponent – but Swinney didn’t see it that way.

Armed with some new facts (Clemson SID Tim Bourret noted 50 teams have fallen as ranked opponents to unranked foes since the Tigers last did so on Nov. 19, 2011), Swinney again targeted the “Clemsoning” label.

“I think it’s an agenda. It’s just bias,” Swinney told the Charleston (S.C.) Post & Courier Tuesday. “People are uneducated. They’re just ignorant and lazy because they’re not looking at the facts. If they did, they’d be focused on other schools and not Clemson. They’d be dialed in on what Clemson has done. There aren’t three other schools in the country as consistent as Clemson, in all aspects.”

I hate to break it to you, Dabo: you are absolutely correct, but the term, as they say, has been coined.

Just go beat Florida State, beat South Carolina, win the ACC and win a national title and maybe Urban Dictionary will delete that pesky page out of a sign of respect.

Also, No. 5 Clemson hosts unranked Boston College on Saturday. This would be a very, very unfortunate time for the Tigers to suffer an upset.