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The Fifth Quarter: Week 2 Rewind

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As is always the case every week, any omission below is not on purpose, it’s merely intentional.


The United States of America
Exactly 10 years ago today, this great country of ours fell victim to the most devastating terrorist attack in the nation’s history.  There will be many ceremonies, remembrances and vigils honoring the memories of the thousands lost that day, and the thousands lost in the wars and conflicts that followed.  Needless to say, it was significant blow to the country, and its effects are still being felt 3,650 days later.  The thing is, they may have knocked those towers down, they may have staggered us for a bit, but we’re still here.  Why?  Because that’s what we do.  And that’s how we honor those lost in the despicable, cowardly attack, by never, ever giving up and never allowing those that want to bring us down to reach their objective.  So, as you go about your day today, watching the start of the NFL season and/or replaying Week 2 of the college season, take a minute or two to say a little prayer for the lives lost that day and the countless family members affected every day since by their loss.  And never, ever forget that day.

Now THAT is an instant classic
Ben did an excellent job recapping the epic first night game in the history of Michigan Stadium, but we’d be remiss in not at least mentioning the instant classic between Notre Dame and Michigan.  Quite honestly, though, I’m not exactly sure what the hell it was I witnessed.  I know it was historic; three touchdowns in the final 1:12 of the game — including Michigan’s winning score with two seconds left — screams once-in-a-generation finish.  Other than that?  I don’t know.  For the second straight game, Notre Dame put up over 500 yards of offense — and lost.   Of course, five turnovers, the bane of the Irish the first two games, will tend to negate chunks of yardage being gained, regardless of how huge they are.  The Irish entered the fourth quarter with a 24-7 lead — and were promptly outscored 28-7 in the fourth to lose 35-31.  So, should we remember it as an Irish collapse of epic proportions or a comeback for the ages for the Wolverines?  I don’t know about you, but I’ll simply remember it as one helluva college football game.

It’s over, Nicky; it’s over!
We stumped after last week’s opener for Nick Saban to pull the trigger and name A.J. McCarron as his starting quarterback going into the game with No. 23 Penn State and beyond.  That didn’t really happen — McCarron did start, though —  but, headed out of the game with the Nittany Lions, there’s no reason to delay the inevitable — McCarron has earned the right to be No. 3 Alabama’s starter at QB for the foreseeable future. McCarron didn’t exactly light up the scoreboard, but he did complete over 60 percent of his passes for nearly 200 yards, a touchdown and, most importantly, zero interceptions in the 27-11 win.  In fact, McCarron may actually have locked up the starting job without Saban saying a word publicly; backup Phillip Sims, who split series evenly with McCarron against Kent State, did not attempt a single pass, thus signaling that this really is McCarron’s team.  Well, for now, at least.

Well-deserved Bray-se for Vols QB
When Tyler Bray wasn’t even named third-team All-SEC in the preseason, we were one of a handful of people who openly questioned the logic surrounding the voting.  Saturday, Bray made me look like a genius.  Or less of a dolt.  One of the two, anyway, as all Bray did was throw for 405 yards and four touchdowns in Tennessee’s 45-23 win over Cincinnati.  The best part of the performance?  It allowed the Vols to open the season at 2-0, the first time that’s happened since 2006.  It also shows that, despite a rocky start on, um, Rocky Top, Derek Dooley and his coaching staff may finally have the UT football program headed in the right direction.  Especially with the caliber of player under center they’ll have for the next couple of years.

The real (next) McCoy
For a season plus a couple of games, Texas fans have been calling for the head of quarterback Garrett Gilbert on a platter, silver or not.   Longhorn Nation got their wish Saturday.  And a win as well.  After struggling yet again — two interceptions in eight attempts — Gilbert was yanked during the second quarter of UT’s game with BYU and replaced by a combination of Case McCoy, brother of Colt, and David Ash.  The passing duo combined to complete 9-of-11 passes for 92 yards and no picks.  The No. 24 Longhorns scored all of their points in the 17-16 win with McCoy and Ash in control of the offense.  It’s expected McCoy will start next week against UCLA, with Ash once again serving as the change-of-pace option at the position.

Fat Guy Heisman’s in the bag
One of my greatest joys in watching the game of football is a fat guy — an offensive or defensive lineman — scoring a touchdown.  When one of them single-handedly scores two of them in one game, and does it the way Melvin Ingram did in No. 12 South Carolina’s 45-42 win over Georgia?  That’s Christmas in summertime, my friends.  Ingram’s second TD was a rather ho-hum affair, a five-yard fumble return for a score.  His first one, however, was the stuff legends are made of.  On a fourth-and-17 from their own 32, Steve Spurrier called for a fake punt — for Ingram.  All the 280-pound lineman did was rumble 68 yards for a score that gave the Gamecocks a 14-13 lead, showing moves that belied his rather large frame.  We don’t know what’s the most amazing part of that score — the fact that it was a defensive lineman doing the scoring or the fact that Spurrier had the testicular fortitude to call a fake punt from his own 32-yard line.  And call it for a fat guy.

Happy bicentennial, coach!
It likely wasn’t prettier than but a handful of the previous 199, but No. 11 Virginia Tech’s 17-10 win over East Carolina still counts as the 200th in the underappreciated Hokies career of Frank Beamer.  While the Hokies outgained the Pirates by a nearly three-to-one margin in total yards, they committed two turnovers and committed 12 penalties — to just one for ECU — in the sloppy affair.  Still, a win is a win is a win and the 200th for Beamer, who deflected the postgame praise he received. “Like I said all week, I’m a fortunate guy to have had a lot of good people around me,” Beamer said. “And the school hung with me when things weren’t so good.

Loser gets the trophy though, right?
When it came to the Iowa-Iowa State rivalry, all of the talk the last month was about the God-awful trophy that was thankfully replaced on an interim basis by this.  Even more thankfully, there was a helluva football game that pushed trophy discussion even further in the background.  In a three-overtime thriller, the Cyclones were on the winning end of a 44-41 score over the Hawkeyes.  One of the greatest names to ever play the quarterback position, Steele Jantz, led the way for ISU’s improbable victory, throwing for 279 yards and four touchdowns

That’s just a pane in the glass
We touched on this earlier, but if this isn’t a winner I don’t know what is.  Short recap, then the clip: Auburn’s eagle Spirit attempted — and completed — a head butt of a luxury box’s window during its ritual flight into Jordan-Hare Stadium ahead of the game with No. 16 Mississippi State.  And lived to tell about it.  Here’s the visual proof:

AARPers unite!
Last week, a 17-year-old quarterback from Louisiana Tech earned a spot in the winners portion of The Fifth Quarter.  This week, we head to the extreme opposite end of the age spectrum to find another winner .  In NAIA Faulkner’s season opener, 61-year-old Alan Moore became the oldest player in the history of college football to play in a game.  Moore, who has five grandchildren, attempted and made an extra point in the game.  In a fitting coincidence on the 10th anniversary of the attacks on 9/11, Moore is a Vietnam vet whose first collegiate football career was cut short by that war.


Good guy, big trouble
Right or wrong, the 45-42 home loss to South Carolina has ratcheted up the pressure on Georgia’s Mark Richt.  And cranked up the temperature of his hot seat exponentially.  Granted, the Bulldogs opened up the season against No. 5 (Now No. 4) Boise State and No. 12 South Carolina, but that will do little to stop the board members dressed in wolves clothing from howling outside UGA’s doors.  Especially after last year’s 6-7 mark.  And after the first 0-2 start of Richt’s tenure.  The schedule certainly allows for a turnaround — the next two games are against Coastal Carolina and Ole Miss, and their highest-ranked opponent left is No. 16 (for now) Mississippi State — that could very well turn the jeers raining down on the Bulldogs Saturday into cheers by season’s end.  Whether because of an easier schedule or better play or a combination of both, something needs to happen between now and the end of November to ensure a 12th season in Athens.

The wailing and gnashing of lost bets could be heard for miles…
Leading 17-14 with 11 seconds left in the first-ever Pac-12 conference game, USC blocked the potential game-tying field goal and returned it for a the win-sealing touchdown.  The score was initially disallowed as the Trojans were penalized when the team poured onto the field immediately after the block.  No big deal, though, as the Trojans won the game anyway, right?  If you didn’t have money on the game, right.  If you did, it could’ve been very, very wrong.  The spread for the game closed with USC as anywhere between 7.5 and nine point favorites.  At first, those degenerates that took USC and gave up the points were out some cash as the Trojans didn’t cover without the score.  Then, over an hour after the game had ended, the Pac-12 announced that the TD did indeed count and the final score would be 23-14.  So, while some of those that took USC and gave up the points were ecstatic with the reversal and a win or a push, those that took the Utes and the points suddenly found the fresh cash they thought they’d won ripped from their pockets.  Don’t know about you, but I’ll bet they weren’t happy.

Woeful against Wofford
Clemson 35, Wofford 27.  When you’re in a BcS conference and you barely escape against a Div. 1-AA school — at home, no less — by a margin of a touchdown and two-point conversion, you land square in the middle of the “Losers” bracket of The Fifth Quarter.  The Tigers may be 2-0, but the seat on which head coach Dabo Swinney‘s backside resides is quietly getting warm to the touch (we’ve heard)(not that there’s anything wrong with that).   And it doesn’t get any better for Clemson next week; after unimpressive performances against schools from the Sun Belt Conference and 1-AA, the Tigers will welcome a suddenly rejuvenated Auburn Tigers football team into Death Valley Saturday.

Katz gotta hurt
Entering the 2011 season, Ryan Katz was the unquestioned leader of the Oregon State offense.  Two games and two embarrassing losses into the new year, Katz is apparently on the outside of the huddle looking in as the Beavers appear to have given the keys of the offense over to Sean Mannion.  As noted by Ben in the aftermath of the bludgeoning, Katz was used very sparingly in the drubbing at the hands of No. 8 Wisconsin, while Mannion by most accounts acquitted himself well despite the 35-0 loss.  By all appearances, it will be Mannion under center for the foreseeable future as the Beavers attempt to turnaround what’s been a horrendous start to the season.

Michigan State specifically, mankind as a whole
“But the No. 17 Spartans easily downed FAU 44-0,” you say.   Then you learn that The Situation from Jersey Shore infamy, per MSU athletic director Mark Hollis, has decided to be a Spartans fan this season and was on the sidelines for Saturday’s game.  Honestly, there are no winners in this sobering development.

Commonwealth of Kentucky football
Friday night, Louisville was embarrassed by Florida International of the Sun Belt in a loss.  Saturday afternoon, Kentucky was being embarrassed by Central Michigan of the MAC — the Wildcats were outgained 383-344 — before pulling away for the 27-13 win in the second half.  Next weekend, Louisville and Kentucky will play their annual in-state rivalry game.  Why is an image of a couple of first-grade girls pulling each other’s hair on the playground popping into my head when I think of what that clash will look like?

You’re not going to count the individual and team statistics from the weather-shortened Michigan-Western Michigan game opening weekend, but you’re going to count the win for the Wolverines?  Really, NCAA?  The again, this is The Association we’re talking about, so never mind.  Makes perfect sense.  Carry on.


— Minnesota suffered a scare very late in its 28-21 loss to New Mexico State as head coach Jerry Kill suddenly collapsed on the sideline.  After being tended to by medical personnel and taken to a local hospital, the first-year coach was listed in stable condition after suffering what the school described as a seizure.  Kill is expected to make a complete recovery.

— Starting quarterback Tyler Wilson was knocked out of No. 14 Arkansas’ 52-3 win over New Mexico with concussion-like symptoms.  The injury is not to believed to be serious enough to keep him off the field in the ensuing weeks, but it bears noting and keeping an eye on.

— After carrying the ball twice in the first quarter, Florida running back Jeff Demps left the game with a shoulder injury and did not return.  It’s not like the No. 18 Gators needed his services any further, however, as UF rolled to a 39-0 win over UAB.

— Is Washington State on the rise?  At least offensively they appear to be.  In the first two games of the 2011 season, Wazzu has scored 123 points; in 2010, Wazzu didn’t reach that point total until the third quarter of their sixth game.  Of course, they’ve faced Div. 1-AA Idaho State and should-be-Div. 1-AA UNLV, but still.  Where this program’s been for the past few years, they’ll take any sunshine amid the clouds they can get.

– On ESPN‘s College Gameday show, Kirk Herbstreit picked Cincinnati to go down to Knoxville and beat Tennessee.  Herbstreit, who left his lifelong home in Columbus in part because of the way he was treated by a small portion of Ohio State fans, now lives in Tennessee.

— Penn State burned their third timeout with 9:23 remaining in the first quarter of their loss to Alabama.  We’re certain there’s some kind of Joe-Pa/age joke in there somewhere, but we’ll just let it go and move on.

— The first night game in the history of Michigan Stadium drew 114,804 fans, a new school record.


— In two games as a Wisconsin Badger, Russell Wilson has completed 79.4 percent of his passes and thrown five touchdown passes versus zero interceptions.  There’s a reason why Wilson’s “free-agent” acquisition this offseason was hailed in many corners as a potential title-winning move.  Those numbers added to that running game and defense are it.

— In Colorado’s 36-33 non-conference loss in overtime over conference foe Cal –don’t ask — quarterback Tyler Hansen threw for a school-record 474 yards, while wide receiver Paul Richardson set another school mark with 282 yards receiving.  All the prolific passing aside, the Buffs are 0-2.  An exciting winless team, but winless nonetheless under first-year head coach Jon Embree.

— Oregon quarterback Darron Thomas tied a school record with six touchdown passes, including five in the first half, in the No. 13 Ducks’ 69-20 rebound rout of Nevada.  Thomas also threw for nearly 300 yards (295) and rushed for 81 yards on just eight carries in the win.

— In Michigan’s 35-31 thriller over Notre Dame, quarterback Denard Robinson passed for 338 yards — on just 11 completions.

— Unbelievably, Notre Dame has committed five turnovers inside the opponent’s five-yard line in two games this season.  Again, five turnovers inside the other team’s five; that rarely happens in one season let alone a pair of games.  All told, the Irish have committed a combined nine turnovers in games 1 & 2.

– Under no significant pressure, and with absolutely perfect weather conditions, Oregon State’s Johnny Hekker punted a fully-inflated football minus-four yards in the first quarter of the Beavers’ loss to Wisconsin.

— Tight end B.J. Cunningham‘s first-quarter catches gave him 149 for his career, setting the all-time Michigan State record.  He finished the game five catches, giving him 153 for his career.

— Washington State quarterback Marshall Lobbestael threw for career highs of 361 yards and five touchdowns in Wazzu’s 59-7 win over UNLV. And, yes, I included this note just so I could type the name “Lobbestael”.

— I know this is non-Div. 1-A, but it’s worth noting: Jim Tressel‘s old stomping grounds, Youngstown State, scored 63 points — in the first half.  The Penguins went on to beat Valparaiso 77-13.

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20 Responses to “The Fifth Quarter: Week 2 Rewind”
  1. Joe Bodolai says: Sep 11, 2011 2:46 AM

    Congratulations on the best recap of the day in college football. I bow down.

  2. txnative61 says: Sep 11, 2011 4:21 AM

    Now that you’ve enjoyed typing “Lobbestael”, try “fifth year senior Marshall Lobbestael”. Then, considering WSU’s abysmal record try “why”. Maybe that’s already answered though.

  3. spartytime says: Sep 11, 2011 4:27 AM


    WHY situation WHY??? Couldnt you just leave sparty alone!!!

  4. southernpatriots says: Sep 11, 2011 7:29 AM

    Not worth mentioning, and intentionally not mentioned by JT because it did not really deserve it, but LSU played the Louisiana Normal School (oh, we mean, Northwestern State University teachers) for the first time in 70 years.

    The teachers and LSU have played 11 times but not in 70 years! ha. The teachers scored for the first time in this 11 game series…3 points. LSU scored 49. It is hard to evaluate a game like this but LSU won handily and for LSU fans Zach Mettenberger saw his first action and did well under less than trying circumstances. It was really good for Miles to give him some game experience. Now we have a very short week (Thursday night game!) against Mississippi State. The SEC schedule kicks in an is not a cake walk.

    We are SECers after bleeding purple and gold. We supported Alabama v. Penn State as we support all SEC teams against all non-conference opponents. This is required. But, Alabama should have defeated Penn State. Some are making this into something it isn’t. If Penn State had won it would have been one of the biggest upsets of the year. Let’s have a balanced perspective here. We are glad for Alabama but it wasn’t Alabama defeating Oklahoma, though that may happen later this year.

  5. chc4 says: Sep 11, 2011 8:18 AM

    Hmm, the Tyler Bray mania may be a bit premature. Montana and Cincinnati. Pipe down cha cha.

  6. WingT says: Sep 11, 2011 8:57 AM

    Great summary JT – really great reading…I truly appreciate the work you and Benny do.

    My take on some of the games;

    Miss St vs Aubarn – That silly eagle must have been drinking before the game. Auburn appears to have NCAA championship hangover but they found a way to beat a solid Miss St team. Auburn will get better and better as the young players gain experience – they have weapons

    Florida – quietly getting it done. An offense that is really coming together and a shutdown defense. Trouble for any team that has to go to the swamp to play them.

    LSU – Big, fast, mean and ugly. They are ahead of all other SEC West teams right now.

    Michigan – Denard for Heisman – unbelievable talent

    tOSU – searching for an identity. Lots of talent but in dire need of leadership

    Oregon – fast, fast and fast – wow

    South Carolina – 4th and 17 from your on 31 and you call for a 260lb defensive lineman to run the ball – yep, that’s Spurrier. Also, Clowney is the real deal – I dread to see how much he improves in a couple of years – just unstoppable. Latimore is probably the best running back in the SEC right now.

    Texas – an 8 win season for them will be a stretch

  7. paulbrownsrevenge says: Sep 11, 2011 9:47 AM

    I’m not an Tennessee or SEC fan, but Tyler Bray has a cannon attached to his shoulder. That kid can spin it. The future looks bright in Knoxville, or as my mom pronounces it “knoxvull”.

  8. southernpatriots says: Sep 11, 2011 10:52 AM


    We ARE SEC fans…and we had to laugh! Your precious mom is either from the South in general or “knoxvull” in specific. ha. that’s wonderful. All our friends in Tennessee, Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama, etc. say it the same way…cute!

  9. thefiesty1 says: Sep 11, 2011 11:19 AM

    Finally we get Colt’s little brother in some actual game action instead of burning his red shirt last year with a few plays against Rice. Without him and the other freshmen along with new OC Harsin we’d be looking like. Last year again.

  10. southernpatriots says: Sep 11, 2011 12:10 PM

    WingT: Really enjoy your synopsis and evaluations. Keep them coming.

    We agree that Oregon is fast. Maybe that is why the Oregon fans we met outside Jerry’s World at our tailgate were so shocked and we were too…LSU was faster than Oregon, stronger, and dominated the line on both sides.

  11. duklover says: Sep 11, 2011 1:33 PM

    SouthernP, maybe you just caught Oregon on a slow day!
    LSU fans are the greatest! Hope to see y’all in Omaha for the College World Series!

  12. southernpatriots says: Sep 11, 2011 1:54 PM

    duklover: Probably so. If it had been us, every day is a slow day…ha. We were just as shocked as our new found Oregonian friends that LSU had such speed and strength and would dominate the line. We had not seen this Tiger team play before and were pleasantly surprised.

    We met great Duck fans (about 200) and fed them from our tailgating some of our great smoked meats, Cajun seafood gumbo with tasso, Crawfish etoufee with seasoned rice, Shrimp and sausage Jambalaya, seafood balls, beignets with alot of powdered sugar, slow smoked and pulled Cajun pork shoulder, smoked ham, smoked sausage, and other dishes, followed by Southern Sweet (that’s redundant…ha) Iced Tea, and gourmet ice creams–pomegranate, watermelon, mango, and French vanilla.

    To help the Duck fans that were leaving after the game we had New Orleans pecan pralines to help them with their shock and disbelief at what they witnessed. They were all so wonderful.

    We would LOVE to get back to Omaha. We sell out every day we are home (about 10,000 fans per home game), and hope this year will be another year we can enjoy our trip north again. Omaha always makes us feel at home.

  13. Deb says: Sep 11, 2011 4:41 PM

    Where to start?

    USA! USA! USA! Yeah, that’s a good place to start!

    We haz quarterback!! But most important, we haz DEFENSE!! ROLL TIDE!!!

    Colt … Case … who’s next? Chance or Coop?

    One thing you have to give the Ol’ Ball Coach … he’s always been known for testicular fortitude.

    So if you jump up and down, and hug each other after a score, you lose the score. What morons came up with that rule? Of course … the NCAA. It’s scary to think those people are products of our university system.

  14. squackduckhawk says: Sep 11, 2011 5:11 PM


  15. florida727 says: Sep 12, 2011 8:27 AM

    Wait for the “Fifth Quarter” to get posted and you don’t need to read any other articles or game accounts by the other so-called sports ‘journalists’. Well done, JT. And thanks for what you’re providing.

  16. southernpatriots says: Sep 12, 2011 9:01 AM

    florida727: Does Florida have a university athletic email newsletter available as does LSU?

    We get the LSU newsletter (and press releases, etc.) and also the SEC one to help us keep up with our primary interests. But you are so right. We are so disgusted with as you called them “the other so-called sports ‘journalists’. We have tried to figure out how to “ban” those sites (even ESPN) from access on our computer.

    Read on another thread we just posted to you about the BCS new evaluation process…uggghhh!

  17. florida727 says: Sep 12, 2011 11:16 AM

    hey “southern…”, sorry it took so long to respond (work, go figure, always getting in the way). yeah, UF has actually various newsletters and fan clubs that support the Gators just as you guys have. honestly, I don’t subscribe to any of them. I do spend an inordinate and unhealthy amount of time checking for all things UF related, usually while wearing my authentic Tim Tebow #15 jersey, but other than that, I’m just a ‘casual fan’. that’s what I tell my wife, and I’m sticking to it :)

    any ‘polls’ prior to at least week 5 or 6 is really meaningless. with one exception: it creates chatter like this, which is exactly what every paying advertiser wants to see…

  18. southernpatriots says: Sep 12, 2011 11:31 AM

    florida727: we understand the work situation. Now that we all are now retired, we are working more than we ever have (but not making money doing it…ha.)

    Tim Tebow and team really put it on us the first time we met Florida with him. We prepared for the second time and were better prepared, having about 10 game films to watch. The results were different also, which is what we liked.

    It is not the polls that matter to us much. It is the new BCS evaluation system which does not include strength of schedule factors as they did before. A school can play cupcakes (ala Boise State) and make it to the end undefeated and have a chance at a national title more so now than ever before. We wish this was presented to all SEC schools, players, and fans. I think many like us would be quite upset.

  19. chicagokman says: Sep 12, 2011 2:01 PM

    “and its effects are still being felt 3,650 days later. ”

    That’s 3,652 days later – there were two leap years (2004 and 2008) in those 10 years. Yes, they teach math and all other kinds of cool stuff down in the SEC (Auburn, in my case)! :)

  20. southernpatriots says: Sep 12, 2011 2:21 PM

    chicagokman: Thank you. You are needed on the board here to provide a balance, which is often lacking. Be prepared though. It can be brutal.

    It is truly remarkable that such education is being taught at Auburn which is supposed to be a “cow school” (not from us but from some close rivals)… We were at Toomer’s Corner in July…the venerable Southern oaks were budding and then the buds were falling out soon afterward. Arborists were very concerned and spoke with us. Is there any more current word?

    We always try to eat at Shakey’s Pizza and that day/evening many Auburn players were there. It was really fun to meet them, with our friends who are former Auburn players and alums and well known to the current staff and players.

    We were able to rib them and they took it respectfully and honorably. We promised we would bring more Louisiana hot sauce next time we played them and despite Cam & team we still held a good edge in the Tiger Bowl!

    ….congratulations on the continuing longest winning streak in major college football, and doing it above all else in the SEC!

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