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Sooners RB Finch cited for ‘property molestation’

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Yes, property molestation.

According to Tulsa World, Oklahoma running back Roy Finch was cited earlier this month on the misdemeanor complaint filed by an unnamed friend of Finch’s.  The “property molestation” comes into play due to alleged damage Finch did to the friend’s computer.

Finch signed the complaint, which was filed Dec. 8, and was released.

Finch took over as the Sooners’ starting running back after Dominique Whaley went down with a season-ending injury in late August.  He’s currently second on the team in rushing with 601 yards.

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7 Responses to “Sooners RB Finch cited for ‘property molestation’”
  1. worldwidebleater says: Dec 13, 2011 8:18 AM

    He fondled my hard drive.

  2. alligatorsnapper says: Dec 13, 2011 8:19 AM

    Not to make light of the situation, but “property molestation” is a new offense or term to me, not vandalism but “molestation.” I think there could be many “property molestation” charges made at my work.

    Numerous “molestations” of computers at work happen almost weekly. I am going to tell my boss this morning about this “property molestation” and he may just post a memo or include this in the weekly briefing.

    It is now slow post regular season, with these stories as it was a low pre-season with days tallied since the last arrest, etc…I understand. It is slow for us fans of college football as well. In my case, I try to make up some of the lack with New Orleans Saints football. It is good Brees and team are doing well at this time.

  3. woebegong says: Dec 13, 2011 8:27 AM

    Molesting a computer. Somehow, I just can,t imagine this kid going before a judge on a charge of molesting a dell, HP or whatever brand he is accused of molesting. Darn, every time I hunt and peck on my computer it could be considered a molestation, but I only need to buy a new keyboard every once in a while. Couldn’t they come up with a more sensible title than property molestation, LOL. Now I have got to go and clean off the darn thing, because I spewed my coffee all over it, when I read the property molestation title. Sorry machine, I promise I will go easier on you in the future.

  4. mydixienormus says: Dec 13, 2011 8:59 AM

    Prosecutors will be violated immediately…

  5. drexelvol says: Dec 13, 2011 2:26 PM

    The term reminds me of a scene from American Pie.

  6. jonanthans says: Dec 13, 2011 3:40 PM

    Can hardly blame him, have you seen some of the girls in Oklahoma? not a pretty sight…

  7. burntorangehorn says: Dec 13, 2011 6:06 PM

    Question: was the computer of age?

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