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Les Miles wants divisional records to decide divisional champs


As John has noted before, the SEC still hasn’t decided on whether to adopt an eight or nine-game conference schedule for 2013 and beyond. It doesn’t appear the conference will make any decisions before league meetings in Destin, Fla., at the end of this month, either.

Still, that didn’t stop LSU coach Les Miles from showing his support for an idea originally proposed by South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier: to count only divisional records when deciding SEC East and West champions, not overall conference records.

“I want the schedule to be fair and I want it to give everybody the same opportunity,” Miles said Tuesday in Birmingham. “I’m for the Western Division deciding the Western Division champion and the Eastern Division deciding the Eastern Division champion.”

Texas A&M and Missouri join the SEC this year and it sounds as though the future conference slates will share this year’s model: a 6-1-1, with one permanent rival and one alternating cross-divisional opponent. If Miles and Spurrier had it their way, the six divisional games would be the only ones counting toward a SEC championship appearance.

If that’s the case, then there’s no need to continue to debate over an eight or nine-game conference slate; just make it six games and don’t play cross-divisional opponents*.

(*that would be sarcasm. Yes, we’re still working on getting WordPress to install our facetious, comic sans font) 

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Diagnosed with bovine leukemia, Bevo XIV retires immediately

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Turns out Steve Spurrier isn’t the only iconic college football figure to retire this week.

Texas announced Tuesday evening Bevo XIV has been diagnosed with bovine leukemia and has been retired to his pasture, effective immediately.

Bevo XIV missed Saturday’s stunning upset of then-No. 10 Oklahoma with what the school called a “life threatening” illness, and rumors circulated around the internet this week he had passed away.

Bevo XIV officially hangs up his horns with a 106-41 record with two national championship appearances.

There is no word at press time on a possible debut of Bevo XV.

Dabo Swinney won’t stop talking about “Clemsoning”

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Urban Dictionary defines “Clemsoning” as “the act of an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football season.”

Clemson head coach Dabo Swinney was asked about the phenomenon following the Tigers’ destruction of Georgia Tech Saturday and promptly went off. The question, asked by ESPN’s David Hale, was in reference to Swinney’s program shaking the label – Saturday marked Clemson’s 34th straight win over an unranked opponent – but Swinney didn’t see it that way.

Armed with some new facts (Clemson SID Tim Bourret noted 50 teams have fallen as ranked opponents to unranked foes since the Tigers last did so on Nov. 19, 2011), Swinney again targeted the “Clemsoning” label.

“I think it’s an agenda. It’s just bias,” Swinney told the Charleston (S.C.) Post & Courier Tuesday. “People are uneducated. They’re just ignorant and lazy because they’re not looking at the facts. If they did, they’d be focused on other schools and not Clemson. They’d be dialed in on what Clemson has done. There aren’t three other schools in the country as consistent as Clemson, in all aspects.”

I hate to break it to you, Dabo: you are absolutely correct, but the term, as they say, has been coined.

Just go beat Florida State, beat South Carolina, win the ACC and win a national title and maybe Urban Dictionary will delete that pesky page out of a sign of respect.

Also, No. 5 Clemson hosts unranked Boston College on Saturday. This would be a very, very unfortunate time for the Tigers to suffer an upset.