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A&M goes yard in epic video fail

Move over, Freakbass.  There’s a new Roscoe P. Coltrane in town.

Over the past several years, one of the negatives wrought by the popularity of YouTube is the explosion of really, really bad videos connected to universities in general and its sports programs specifically.  Chief among them, of course, is “We Are ND,” the standard-bearer for all things horrific in this particular video genre.

And then there’s “Texas A&M’s Welcome to Our New SEC Family,” which was unleashed on the sighted world as part of the school’s move from the Big 12 and consists of a bunch of Aggie students doing… well… doing this:

WARNING!  Subject matter not suitable for children under or over the age of 18; anyone who may or may not be pregnant; women who may or may not be nursing; any man who may or may not have an erection that lasts for more than four hours; or generally anyone with or without a pulse.


There.  Are.  No.  Words.  Other than, thankfully, it’s not Freakbass bad.

Now pardon me while I go wash my eyes/ears out with battery acid.  After repeatedly jamming sharp objects into them.

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24 Responses to “A&M goes yard in epic video fail”
  1. matreyu13 says: Jul 3, 2012 2:53 PM

    Still better acting then in Twilight movie!

  2. Crumpy says: Jul 3, 2012 3:05 PM

    I like the way the Prez mispronounces the name of his own school. He calls it “TEX M” University.

  3. thegamecocker says: Jul 3, 2012 3:16 PM

    Welcome TX A&M! We’re happy to have you in the SEC. I like the video and wish you all well in the classroom and on the playing field. Go Aggies!!! The Gamecocker

  4. mhalt99 says: Jul 3, 2012 3:33 PM

    Please pass all future videos through tamuhillel before posting.

  5. stairwayto7 says: Jul 3, 2012 3:44 PM

    They fit right in..uneducated idiots!

  6. burntorangehorn says: Jul 3, 2012 4:18 PM

    Dear SEC teams’ fans:

    Don’t say we didn’t warn you. As bad as this video is, it’s mild compared to what you’ll usually see from aggie.


    Big 12 teams’ fans

  7. imaduffer says: Jul 3, 2012 5:46 PM

    I made it to the 28 second mark. Do I win a prize?

  8. TxGrown says: Jul 3, 2012 6:17 PM

    Aggies bring with them a number of fine traditions.
    The biggest….laughing at them.

  9. thegamecocker says: Jul 3, 2012 6:20 PM

    @mhalt99 says:

    Please pass all future videos through tamuhillel before posting.

    Exactly what does your post mean or infer? I’d really like to know so kindly respond.

  10. dcroz says: Jul 3, 2012 9:48 PM

    /f /a /c /e /p /a /l /m

  11. dcroz says: Jul 3, 2012 9:50 PM


    Go Sandusky yourself.

  12. goodfieldnohit says: Jul 3, 2012 11:36 PM

    Longhorns #1 Hookem yay go team


  13. goodfieldnohit says: Jul 3, 2012 11:45 PM

    In the mean time, Texas A&M just obtained a verbal commitment from Darian Claiborne from Port Allen, Louisiana.

    @John Taylor -Why are you such a hater of Texas A&M?

  14. goodfieldnohit says: Jul 3, 2012 11:49 PM

    @ John Taylor –

    Just so we’re clear on your anti Texas A&M agenda:

  15. floridacock says: Jul 4, 2012 9:04 AM

    Not near as bad as you talking heads make it out to be. Understand the thought, though the delivery not quite there.

  16. apmn says: Jul 4, 2012 11:36 AM

    OMG, let’s all laugh at good sportsmanship! LOL!

  17. deucez2 says: Jul 4, 2012 12:28 PM

    The spirit of the video was well intentioned. The execution, embarassing. Ironic, considering the performance of A&M on the field year after year.

  18. deucez2 says: Jul 4, 2012 12:31 PM

    And attention SEC:

    Notice how the Aggy immediately brought up Texas after his school was called out for the video? No one provoked him and he immediately went after UT. Prime example of why no one in the Big 12 is sorry they are gone. Insecure, emotional, thin skinned, whoop!

  19. ghengy says: Jul 4, 2012 1:24 PM

    Massive ignorance.

  20. normtide says: Jul 4, 2012 2:09 PM

    From all the UT comments and the schools response, you don’t seem very happy that A&M left. Same thing with Kansas regarding Mizz.

  21. Liga Del Tacos Rosa says: Jul 4, 2012 2:57 PM

    This looks like a campy video aimed at their new SEC cohorts. Why would anyone outside of the conference understand or give two cents about it? It’s like being invited to your girlfriend’s family’s house for Thanksgiving for the first time; of course, it’ll be awkward.

  22. dg0122 says: Jul 4, 2012 4:54 PM

    Aggy unintentional humor never should be underestimated

  23. jimbo75025 says: Jul 5, 2012 1:11 PM

    Crumpy says:Jul 3, 2012 3:05 PM

    I like the way the Prez mispronounces the name of his own school. He calls it “TEX M” University.
    Actually that is just his accent as I used to think the same thing about some people when I first moved to Texas.

  24. v2the4 says: Jul 6, 2012 2:46 AM

    since the boys at atm cant seem to keep our names out of their mofo mouths, here is something you can remember us by.

    November 24 2011

    Texas 27
    Texas a&m 25


    signed, UT fans

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