Move over, Freakbass. There’s a new Roscoe P. Coltrane in town.
Over the past several years, one of the negatives wrought by the popularity of YouTube is the explosion of really, really bad videos connected to universities in general and its sports programs specifically. Chief among them, of course, is “We Are ND,” the standard-bearer for all things horrific in this particular video genre.
And then there’s “Texas A&M’s Welcome to Our New SEC Family,” which was unleashed on the sighted world as part of the school’s move from the Big 12 and consists of a bunch of Aggie students doing… well… doing this:
WARNING! Subject matter not suitable for children under or over the age of 18; anyone who may or may not be pregnant; women who may or may not be nursing; any man who may or may not have an erection that lasts for more than four hours; or generally anyone with or without a pulse.
There. Are. No. Words. Other than, thankfully, it’s not Freakbass bad.
Now pardon me while I go wash my eyes/ears out with battery acid. After repeatedly jamming sharp objects into them.