Oh, the joke possibilities for this story are endless.
Just like the search for more than $3,000 worth of laptops, televisions and video games belonging to three SMU players.
According to CBS DFW, three Mustang football players were victims of theft back in late April. But it wasn’t just that items in their house were stolen. It was who allegedly did the stealing:
One of the players, identified as Uchenna Nwabuike, told police he believed the person responsible for the thefts was an escort. The linebacker from Missouri City went on to tell authorities that he had, “made a deal with the suspect to have sex with her for $50.”
In the police report, Nwabuike admitted that, “he did not pay the suspect for the acts that she performed” and left the woman in the home alone while the players attended the banquet.
Nwabuike is a sophomore linebacker who had eight tackles as a freshman last season. The two other players that had items stolen are not suspected to be connected to the lady of the night. The stolen items still have not been found and no disciplinary action has been taken by the university as of yet.
“We’re investigating the facts of the matter and will deal with it appropriately according to university guidelines,” a statement from SMU read.