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Sunday night one-liners

Jamesa Euler AP

Meandering our way through the offseason, a single one-liner at a time…

— If you’re looking for a coach who’s “into dog-cussing kids,” Oklahoma’s Jerry Montgomery is not your guy.

— With the departure of their most experienced player at the position, Cal’s still in search of quarterback clarity.

— Wisconsin players responding positively to the new head coach’s preaching.

— Clemson may have found its “prototypical middle linebacker.”

— To put it bluntly, BYU offensive line coach Garrett Tujague has been dealt a crappy hand.

— While one Maryland quarterback continues to recover from a significant injury, a healthy one is fumbling an opportunity.

— A Denver Post story on Shane Dillon, one of several vying for the starting quarterback job at Colorado, will bring a smile to your face.

— West Virginia head coach Dana Horsewomen feeling good about his kickers.

— Muskets up! Jonathan Kimble gets another year as the Mountaineer mascot, which makes my six-year-old daughter very happy.

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3 Responses to “Sunday night one-liners”
  1. suprmous says: Mar 11, 2013 2:46 AM

    Give Montgomery time and he’ll be spittin out Bob Stoops’ vocabulary in no time and not to mention come away with a good case of hypertension and a gut that won’t settle down til the season’s over with. Proven fact, this will happen. Its happened to close friends of Bob’s who’ve been allowed to stand on the sidelines even. If it for some reason doesn’t happen Montgomery wasn’t cut out for the job.

  2. Duke says: Mar 11, 2013 8:08 AM

    Maryland was better with a linebacker at QB.

  3. romoscollarbone says: Mar 11, 2013 10:43 AM

    Please tell me Dana Horsewomen was the autocorrect for Holgorsen.

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