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Thursday night one-liners

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Meandering our way through the offseason, a single one-liner at a time…

Bobby Bowden is proud of Joe Ostaszewski, one of his former Florida State defensive linemen, for being a big loser; would be even prouder if he were the Biggest Loser.

— A bone-on-bone situation in his left knee has led Clemson linebacker Justin Parker to call it a playing career.

Will Muschamp is happy to defensive lineman Dominique Easley in Florida’s foxhole.

— Not only is Maryland’s Matt Robinson dealing with a position switch, he’s doing so while also recovering from a significant shoulder injury.

— Boise State senior wide receivers Geraldo Boldewijn and Aaron Burks need to start turning potential into production.

— 2013 signee Jaylen Lowe wants to become Tulsa’s first football-basketball athlete in more than 20 years, and head coach Bill Blankenship has no objections.

— SMU linebacker Cameron Rogers will be honored by the National Football Foundation as one of the organization’s nine college scholar-athletes.

— West Virginia will add a family-friendly section to Milan Puskar Stadium, which will presumably be a “No Couch-Burning Zone.”

— As Michigan prepares to embark on spring practice 2013, All-Big Ten punter Will Hagerup remains suspended and yeah it’s the offseason so even kickers are players too this time of the year.

— BYU’s looking to get past last year’s misadventures and show some marked improvement in the kicking game and yeah I slid this one in here on purpose.

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3 Responses to “Thursday night one-liners”
  1. alligatorsnapper says: Mar 14, 2013 10:51 PM

    JT: You are up there now in WVA? Watch out! You know that the “family-friendly section” will be the one without alcohol, right? I thought couch burning was made illegal, and after all making it illegal, makes it go away, right? ha.

    Feel for Michigan. Understand having your great punter being suspended, that sounds familiar…a Wing and a prayer.

  2. effjohntaylornorelation says: Mar 15, 2013 7:58 AM

    As for West Virginia adding the “family friendly zone”…Aren’t they all related anyway?

  3. ronmexicophilly7 says: Mar 17, 2013 11:28 PM

    “Will Muschamp is happy to defensive lineman Dominique Easley in Florida’s foxhole.”…. makes sense

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