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Saturday morning one-liners

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Meandering our way through the offseason, a single one-liner at a time…

– Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota trying to find the balance between staying in the pocket and getting the hell out of Dodge.

– Wide receiver Martavis Bryant proclaims himself a changed man, which should be good news for Clemson’s offense.

– Alabama’s getting set for the Tide’s first scrimmage of the spring.

Harrison Jones won’t be brotherless at Alabama this season.

– Despite it not being a “real” spring game, Florida is still expecting top recruiting talent to flock to Saturday’s Orange & Blue Debut.

– “Accountability without the coaches” will be the theme for Tennessee’s defense during Saturday’s scrimmage.

– Senior defensive end Garrison Smith looking to “leave a legacy of (being one of) the all-time greatest teams to come through” Georgia.

– Vanderbilt looking to find a better balance on the offensive side of the ball.

– Mizzou’s quarterback competition will be front and center for the Tigers’ spring game.

Davis Webb skipped his senior prom to participate in Texas Tech’s spring practice, and it appears the decision is paying off.

– Spring game won’t settle Memphis’ quarterback competition.

– Maryland to hold an open practice at a local high school; insert the jokes at your leisure.

– Sophomore defensive end Keymiya Harrell will miss the remainder of Auburn’s spring practice sessions due to an undisclosed injury

– ESPN will cover portions of the final rolling of Auburn’s famed Toomer’s Corner oaks live.

– The armed robbery trial for former Auburn defensive back Mike McNeil — yes, that Mike McNeilwill go on as scheduled this Monday.

al.com: “Mal Moore passed away six days ago, but his final resting place is appropriate for a man who never needed the limelight to shine.”

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