Meandering our way through the offseason, a single one-liner at a time…
-- Former Penn State running back/current serial blowhard Franco Harris blah blah blah blah blah.
-- As the Charlotte 49ers get set to launch its football program, one of its players is just thankful to be alive to see it.
-- Jimbo Fisher takes the Sergeant Schultz approach when it comes to Clint Trickett‘s transfer (video).
-- Virginia Tech’s searching for its manhood following an abysmal 2012 season.
-- Syracuse wide receiver Keenan Hale will miss the 2013 season due to a lower-body injury.
-- The website mlive.com lists eight players to keep an eye on in Michigan State’s spring game.
-- Raleigh News & Observer: ECU’s playmakers ready for spring game.
-- As Utah State gets set for its spring game, two little-used Aggies have decided to leave the football program.
-- Lather, rinse, repeat: Alabama to host a gaggle of five-star recruits during its spring game.
-- Hartford Courant: UConn’s spring finale to be more scrimmage than spring game.