Meandering our way through the offseason, a single one-liner at a time…
-- Bill O’Brien explains why he passed over two long-time Penn State assistants for defensive coordinator in favor of a coach he’d never worked with.
-- mlive.com: Kirk Cousins rocks so much Spartan gear, he’ll be ‘buried in a Michigan State coffin.’
-- Clemson wide receiver Sammy Watkins has decided it’s time to grow up.
-- Ole Miss has a few surprises on its post-spring depth chart, the Jackson Clarion-Ledger writes.
-- Growing confidence on The Plains for improved quarterback play from Kiehl Frazier?
-- Tommy Tuberville says Kliff Kingsbury is the perfect replacement for him at Texas Tech.
-- Utah’s athletic director favors a nine-game conference schedule for the Pac-12.
-- After years of subpar play, new head coach Scott Shafer explains how he’s going to improve Syracuse’s special teams.
-- The most bad-ass new field at the FBS level? Wyoming, of course.