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Friday morning one-liners

Dick Trickle

Meandering our way through the offseason, a single one-liner at a time… While you’re going after Nick Saban, he’s going about his business.

— Speaking of Saban, have you ever wondered what the Alabama head coach would look like with Dana Holgorsen‘s hair?  If so, today’s your lucky day.

— Losing U.S. Open tennis could lead to CBS televising early-season SEC games.

Charlie Weis likes the hope fans have in the Jayhawks, but doesn’t want their faith to be blind.

— Auburn’s defensive line going back to basics in order to shore up its run defense.

Eric Weddle has become an unofficial ambassador for the Utah football program.

— Oklahoma State defensive coordinator Glenn Spencer and ESPN sideline reporter Jeannine Edwards are engaged to be married.

— Former Ole Miss quarterback Tom Luke has returned to his alma mater as the football program’s assistant athletics director for player development.

— This Georgia Tech grad assistant’s attempt at recruiting via photoshopping is bad. “Not bad meaning good but bad meaning bad,” says Run DMC.

— Not football-related, but Ohio is the most swearingest f—–g state in America.  O-F’N-H!!!

— Not football-related either, but RIP Dick Trickle.  Smoke ’em if you’ve got ’em

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3 Responses to “Friday morning one-liners”
  1. tlmoon2112 says: May 17, 2013 12:16 PM

    Of course Satan is going about his business silly.

    Roll Turd

  2. tlmoon2112 says: May 17, 2013 12:18 PM

    Anyone who thinks Ohio is the most swearing state in the nation has never been to Ala-f88k1n-bama.

    Ohio is limited to George Carlin’s 7 words. Alabama has their own swearing language.

    Roll F88k1n Turd

  3. BrownsTown says: May 17, 2013 12:40 PM

    Effing Hoke is effing fat.

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