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Walk-on Gator punter charged with scooter-related DUI

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With that out of the way, Florida has found itself as the latest FBS program with an off-field legal issue with which to deal.

According to the Gainesville SunGrant Van Aman was arrested early Saturday morning following a traffic stop by the Gainesville police.  He was ultimately charged with driving under the influence

… and the reason he was pulled over is the most kicker legal thing ever: he blew through a stop sign while driving on his scooter.

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Van Aman is a walk-on redshirt freshman.  What his status is in regards to the football team because he drunkenly blew through a stop sign while on his scooter has yet to be determined.

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13 Responses to “Walk-on Gator punter charged with scooter-related DUI”
  1. YouMadCauseImStylingOnYou says: Jul 1, 2013 9:22 AM

    He probably figured the best way to fit in with scholarship athletes at UF he’d have to get arrested at some point of the offseason.

  2. dkhhuey says: Jul 1, 2013 10:12 AM

    @youmad – hilarious!!! Thanks for the morning chuckle.

  3. dryzzt23 says: Jul 1, 2013 10:56 AM

    Is Urban Meyer the UF coach? No he’s not, so when will PFT STOP linking stories like like to tOSU coach Urban Meyer?

    I student was raped by a football player on Michigan State campus, let’s add a Nick Saban meme shall we?

  4. cameron poe says: Jul 1, 2013 10:57 AM

    Did anyone ever think that maybe he couldnt stop due to the fringe from his favorite pair of jorts being tangled in the brakes?

  5. scalpemseminoles says: Jul 1, 2013 12:13 PM

    You dont see students at fsu. That junk just doesnt happen

  6. scalpemseminoles says: Jul 1, 2013 12:14 PM

    On scooters. Thanks droid…

  7. overratedgators says: Jul 1, 2013 12:56 PM

    As always: stay classy, Gators.

  8. teambringitstrong says: Jul 1, 2013 1:05 PM

    dryzzt23 says: Jul 1, 2013 10:56 AM

    Is Urban Meyer the UF coach? No he’s not, so when will PFT STOP linking stories like like to tOSU coach Urban Meyer?

    I student was raped by a football player on Michigan State campus, let’s add a Nick Saban meme shall we?
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    In your effort to become an Urban Meyer apologist you you conveniently overlook the fact that while his Urbaness may no longer be at UF, the culture he created and left behind is obviously alive and well.

  9. pb420 says: Jul 1, 2013 1:07 PM

    @scalpem:

    That’s because scooters make for a real slow getaway vehicle from a rape scene.

    @overrated:

    Stay bitter my friend.

  10. mshassen3000 says: Jul 1, 2013 1:53 PM

    scalpemseminoles…. are you trying to tell us that students at FSU dont drink???

  11. tlmoon2112 says: Jul 1, 2013 4:51 PM

    @mshassen – no he’s trying to tell us they dont have students at FSU which is totally true. Thats why FSU graduates immediately learn how to say “do you want fries with that?” upon graduating.

  12. dg0122 says: Jul 1, 2013 11:30 PM

    What’s the joke about riding a scooter and (ahem) ” dating” a fat chick??

    Its fun until someone finds out about it….

  13. florida727 says: Jul 2, 2013 12:12 PM

    I’m a Gator fan obviously, but I find this hysterically funny. I know it’s not for Van Aman, but the story behind the story had me almost on the floor laughing. A scooter? Seriously? There’s only about a million kicker jokes that could be in play here. Ah, have to love the off-season.

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