Akron v Michigan

Michigan narrowly averts disaster, slips past Zips


After jumping out to a 21-3 first-half lead, Nebraska watched as UCLA scored 35 unanswered points en route to a 38-21 win.

In Ann Arbor, meanwhile, Michigan narrowly averted an even bigger embarrassment for the Big Ten in general and the Wolverines specifically — one that would’ve been even more embarrassing than the loss to Appalachian State a few years ago.

Trailing 21-10 heading into the fourth quarter, Akron stunned the Big House crowd with a pair of touchdowns, including one with just over four minutes left that gave the Zips a 24-21 lead.  Michigan roared right back, however, with Fitz Toussaint‘s two-yard TD run handing the lead back to the Wolverines with 2:49 left.

The biggest question, though, was whether UM had left too much time on the clock.  The answer was a resounding “HELL YES THEY DID!”

On the ensuing drive, Akron, which had lost its last 27 road games and hadn’t beat an FBS opponent since 2010, drove down to Michigan’s two-yard line with :15 left and two opportunities to push across the game-winning score.  A poor play call on third down lost two yards and, after Akron had taken its final timeout with :05 left, a fourth-down pass fell incomplete in the end zone as time expired.

Yes, Michigan was able to escape, but there are now more questions about the 2013 Wolverines than there are answers heading out of Week 3.  Yes, Michigan was coming off an emotional win over rival Notre Dame last weekend, so a letdown might be expected — for a quarter or a half, not an entire 60 minutes.

How bad was the close win? All-American offensive tackle Taylor Lewan (no relation) called it “embarrassing” in the postgame locker room.

The good news for Brady Hoke and his coaching staff is that the scare, with so much on the line nationally, will make it very easy to get his player’s attention in the coming weeks when they see an “inferior” opponent on the schedule.

Diagnosed with bovine leukemia, Bevo XIV retires immediately

Associated Press

Turns out Steve Spurrier isn’t the only iconic college football figure to retire this week.

Texas announced Tuesday evening Bevo XIV has been diagnosed with bovine leukemia and has been retired to his pasture, effective immediately.

Bevo XIV missed Saturday’s stunning upset of then-No. 10 Oklahoma with what the school called a “life threatening” illness, and rumors circulated around the internet this week he had passed away.

Bevo XIV officially hangs up his horns with a 106-41 record with two national championship appearances.

There is no word at press time on a possible debut of Bevo XV.

Dabo Swinney won’t stop talking about “Clemsoning”

Dabo Swinney
Associated Press

Urban Dictionary defines “Clemsoning” as “the act of an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football season.”

Clemson head coach Dabo Swinney was asked about the phenomenon following the Tigers’ destruction of Georgia Tech Saturday and promptly went off. The question, asked by ESPN’s David Hale, was in reference to Swinney’s program shaking the label – Saturday marked Clemson’s 34th straight win over an unranked opponent – but Swinney didn’t see it that way.

Armed with some new facts (Clemson SID Tim Bourret noted 50 teams have fallen as ranked opponents to unranked foes since the Tigers last did so on Nov. 19, 2011), Swinney again targeted the “Clemsoning” label.

“I think it’s an agenda. It’s just bias,” Swinney told the Charleston (S.C.) Post & Courier Tuesday. “People are uneducated. They’re just ignorant and lazy because they’re not looking at the facts. If they did, they’d be focused on other schools and not Clemson. They’d be dialed in on what Clemson has done. There aren’t three other schools in the country as consistent as Clemson, in all aspects.”

I hate to break it to you, Dabo: you are absolutely correct, but the term, as they say, has been coined.

Just go beat Florida State, beat South Carolina, win the ACC and win a national title and maybe Urban Dictionary will delete that pesky page out of a sign of respect.

Also, No. 5 Clemson hosts unranked Boston College on Saturday. This would be a very, very unfortunate time for the Tigers to suffer an upset.