A Signing Day reminder: Don’t be an idiot and tweet at recruits


The Toledo Blade’s David Briggs has a good story up on how vitriolic things can get for a high-profile recruit when said 16- or 17-year-old makes a life-changing decision on his future.

The short answer: Fans on the fringe, thanks to Twitter and Facebook, now have a direct line to high school juniors and seniors to berate them for committing or decommitting to a school. This quote in Briggs’ article from Tom Lemming sums everything up pretty well:

“Social media can really screw up a program,” said Tom Lemming, a national recruiting analyst for CBS Sports Network. “I call them cyber muscles instead of beer muscles. When something doesn’t go their way, they spew their hatred because they’re anonymous. … They can’t say it, but all the coaches privately wish the fans would just shut up.

“Since they’re not on the field coaching or playing, they want to have some small part in this, whether it’s praising a kid and building him up as a legion of sycophants or … turning on the players viciously.”

First of all, it’s against NCAA policy for a fan to tweet at a recruit. It’s also entirely unenforcable — the NCAA isn’t going to slap a sanction on a private citizen for tweeting “f*** you” at a 17-year-old.

Yes, every time a five-star commits to Michigan over Ohio State, it’s going to sting. But we were all teenagers once, and making massive life decisions was a pretty terrifying task.

Thankfully, most of this stuff happens on the fringes of a fanbase. But the easiest rule to follow tomorrow: Don’t tweet at recruits.

Diagnosed with bovine leukemia, Bevo XIV retires immediately

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Turns out Steve Spurrier isn’t the only iconic college football figure to retire this week.

Texas announced Tuesday evening Bevo XIV has been diagnosed with bovine leukemia and has been retired to his pasture, effective immediately.

Bevo XIV missed Saturday’s stunning upset of then-No. 10 Oklahoma with what the school called a “life threatening” illness, and rumors circulated around the internet this week he had passed away.

Bevo XIV officially hangs up his horns with a 106-41 record with two national championship appearances.

There is no word at press time on a possible debut of Bevo XV.

Dabo Swinney won’t stop talking about “Clemsoning”

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Urban Dictionary defines “Clemsoning” as “the act of an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football season.”

Clemson head coach Dabo Swinney was asked about the phenomenon following the Tigers’ destruction of Georgia Tech Saturday and promptly went off. The question, asked by ESPN’s David Hale, was in reference to Swinney’s program shaking the label – Saturday marked Clemson’s 34th straight win over an unranked opponent – but Swinney didn’t see it that way.

Armed with some new facts (Clemson SID Tim Bourret noted 50 teams have fallen as ranked opponents to unranked foes since the Tigers last did so on Nov. 19, 2011), Swinney again targeted the “Clemsoning” label.

“I think it’s an agenda. It’s just bias,” Swinney told the Charleston (S.C.) Post & Courier Tuesday. “People are uneducated. They’re just ignorant and lazy because they’re not looking at the facts. If they did, they’d be focused on other schools and not Clemson. They’d be dialed in on what Clemson has done. There aren’t three other schools in the country as consistent as Clemson, in all aspects.”

I hate to break it to you, Dabo: you are absolutely correct, but the term, as they say, has been coined.

Just go beat Florida State, beat South Carolina, win the ACC and win a national title and maybe Urban Dictionary will delete that pesky page out of a sign of respect.

Also, No. 5 Clemson hosts unranked Boston College on Saturday. This would be a very, very unfortunate time for the Tigers to suffer an upset.