Chuckie Keeton

Tennessee vs. Utah State opener moved to Sunday night


Tennessee and Utah State fans will have to wait just a little longer for the start of the 2014 season. The wait for Chuckie Keeton‘s anticipated return will also have to wait one more day. The season opener between the Vols and Aggies will be played on Sunday, August 31 instead of the originally scheduled Saturday, August 30. The game will be televised on the brand new SEC Network, giving the new network an extra game in an exclusive time slot to share with subscribers of the network.

“This will be a unique and exciting weekend for our city and our state,” said Tennessee head football coach Butch Jones in a statement released by the university. “We’re also excited about being one of the schools featured on the first weekend of SEC Network football telecasts, and we are looking forward to this tremendous opportunity.”

College football on the Sunday of Labor Day weekend is nothing new, and with the addition of another cable sports network it is likely we will see more games moved to Sunday time slots for years to come. This will be the seventh time Tennessee has played a game on a Sunday, according to a release from Tennessee. This will be just the second time a football game has been played on a Sunday in Neyland Stadium.

Utah State will be far from a pushover for the Vols of course. Utah State is coming off a division championship and a bowl victory over Northern Illinois this past season, and the Aggies will welcome back the athletically talented Keeton at quarterback. Keeton is a bit of a dark horse Heisman Trophy candidate and will look to make a big statement in his return to the field after having his 2013 season end early due to an injury. Utah State has generally been a strong defensive team as well, so the Vols will have to be at their best to score the Sunday home victory in the season opener.

Diagnosed with bovine leukemia, Bevo XIV retires immediately

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Turns out Steve Spurrier isn’t the only iconic college football figure to retire this week.

Texas announced Tuesday evening Bevo XIV has been diagnosed with bovine leukemia and has been retired to his pasture, effective immediately.

Bevo XIV missed Saturday’s stunning upset of then-No. 10 Oklahoma with what the school called a “life threatening” illness, and rumors circulated around the internet this week he had passed away.

Bevo XIV officially hangs up his horns with a 106-41 record with two national championship appearances.

There is no word at press time on a possible debut of Bevo XV.

Dabo Swinney won’t stop talking about “Clemsoning”

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Urban Dictionary defines “Clemsoning” as “the act of an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football season.”

Clemson head coach Dabo Swinney was asked about the phenomenon following the Tigers’ destruction of Georgia Tech Saturday and promptly went off. The question, asked by ESPN’s David Hale, was in reference to Swinney’s program shaking the label – Saturday marked Clemson’s 34th straight win over an unranked opponent – but Swinney didn’t see it that way.

Armed with some new facts (Clemson SID Tim Bourret noted 50 teams have fallen as ranked opponents to unranked foes since the Tigers last did so on Nov. 19, 2011), Swinney again targeted the “Clemsoning” label.

“I think it’s an agenda. It’s just bias,” Swinney told the Charleston (S.C.) Post & Courier Tuesday. “People are uneducated. They’re just ignorant and lazy because they’re not looking at the facts. If they did, they’d be focused on other schools and not Clemson. They’d be dialed in on what Clemson has done. There aren’t three other schools in the country as consistent as Clemson, in all aspects.”

I hate to break it to you, Dabo: you are absolutely correct, but the term, as they say, has been coined.

Just go beat Florida State, beat South Carolina, win the ACC and win a national title and maybe Urban Dictionary will delete that pesky page out of a sign of respect.

Also, No. 5 Clemson hosts unranked Boston College on Saturday. This would be a very, very unfortunate time for the Tigers to suffer an upset.