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Reports: Mack Brown to step into analyst role at ESPN


It appears that Mack Brown’s sabbatical from the game of college football will be a brief one.

Citing sources familiar with the process, Chuck Carlton of the Dallas Morning News confirmed a Chip Brown Scout.com report that the former Texas head football coach has reached an agreement to serve as a studio analyst this fall.  UT athletic director Steve Patterson subsequently confirmed to the Austin American-Statesman‘s Kirk Bohls that the long-time coach is opting for a television gig.

An official announcement is expected at some point this week, Bohls reported.

It’s unclear what studio role Brown will fill — and if the Longhorn Network will be involved — although hopefully it means either Mark May or Lou Holtz — or both — will be shown the door, although we won’t hold our breath on that front.  There have been reports that Holtz is set to retire, although ESPN has denied the speculation that came directly from Holtz himself.  From a  247Sports.com interview with Holtz last month:

On why he wants to retire after the 2014 season:
“I’d like to practice my golf a little more. I’ve been everywhere except to bed. I’ve spoken to everybody except my wife. Somebody said, ‘Do you ever go anywhere where people don’t recognize you?’ I said home. I owe it to her to spend a little more time with her. I said that last year too.”

Brown “stepped down” as the Longhorns’ head coach in December of 2013 after 16 seasons in Austin, and was ultimately replaced by Charlie Strong three weeks later.  Since his “resignation,” Brown has served as a paid advisor — $500,000 annually — to university president Bill Powers as part of a new contract that runs through 2020.

Additionally, Texas will pay Brown a total of $2.75 million over four years as part of the settlement to force an early retirement for Brown.

Diagnosed with bovine leukemia, Bevo XIV retires immediately

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Turns out Steve Spurrier isn’t the only iconic college football figure to retire this week.

Texas announced Tuesday evening Bevo XIV has been diagnosed with bovine leukemia and has been retired to his pasture, effective immediately.

Bevo XIV missed Saturday’s stunning upset of then-No. 10 Oklahoma with what the school called a “life threatening” illness, and rumors circulated around the internet this week he had passed away.

Bevo XIV officially hangs up his horns with a 106-41 record with two national championship appearances.

There is no word at press time on a possible debut of Bevo XV.

Dabo Swinney won’t stop talking about “Clemsoning”

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Urban Dictionary defines “Clemsoning” as “the act of an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football season.”

Clemson head coach Dabo Swinney was asked about the phenomenon following the Tigers’ destruction of Georgia Tech Saturday and promptly went off. The question, asked by ESPN’s David Hale, was in reference to Swinney’s program shaking the label – Saturday marked Clemson’s 34th straight win over an unranked opponent – but Swinney didn’t see it that way.

Armed with some new facts (Clemson SID Tim Bourret noted 50 teams have fallen as ranked opponents to unranked foes since the Tigers last did so on Nov. 19, 2011), Swinney again targeted the “Clemsoning” label.

“I think it’s an agenda. It’s just bias,” Swinney told the Charleston (S.C.) Post & Courier Tuesday. “People are uneducated. They’re just ignorant and lazy because they’re not looking at the facts. If they did, they’d be focused on other schools and not Clemson. They’d be dialed in on what Clemson has done. There aren’t three other schools in the country as consistent as Clemson, in all aspects.”

I hate to break it to you, Dabo: you are absolutely correct, but the term, as they say, has been coined.

Just go beat Florida State, beat South Carolina, win the ACC and win a national title and maybe Urban Dictionary will delete that pesky page out of a sign of respect.

Also, No. 5 Clemson hosts unranked Boston College on Saturday. This would be a very, very unfortunate time for the Tigers to suffer an upset.