Mark Emmert

Mark Emmert says “Don’t worry, nothing to see here,” regarding Division IV


NCAA President Mark Emmert tends to stick his hand in the sand from time to time, if you ask his critics at least. With the topic of autonomy taking on higher and higher importance among conferences lately, the figurehead representing the NCAA wants you to believe the organization is closer together than you may believe. Emmert says the new structure of governance being put together will avoid any potential split to the so-called Division IV.

“The reality is, they’re not that far apart on the various ends of that and I’m pretty confident the whole thing is going to work out and probably be successful,” Emmert said in a report by USA Today. Emmert made the comments at this week’s National Association of College Directors of Athletics (NACDA) convention in Orlando, Florida. For now, Emmert is optimistic that the vote on autonomy will keep everybody happy.

In August the conference commissioners will vote on a proposal that would allow for autonomy to be used by member schools of the power conferences — the ACC, Big 12, Big Ten, Pac-12 and SEC. The vote will require a two-thirds majority from the 65 member institutions and there appears to be momentum moving forward that will allow for schools to use more of their respective resources to provide more for student-athletes. Though nothing will be made official for months, Emmert suggests this will help avoid any sort of breaking up of the NCAA structure once reform measures are approved.

“I’m sure that the steering committee will find a sensible compromise,” Emmert said.

Diagnosed with bovine leukemia, Bevo XIV retires immediately

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Turns out Steve Spurrier isn’t the only iconic college football figure to retire this week.

Texas announced Tuesday evening Bevo XIV has been diagnosed with bovine leukemia and has been retired to his pasture, effective immediately.

Bevo XIV missed Saturday’s stunning upset of then-No. 10 Oklahoma with what the school called a “life threatening” illness, and rumors circulated around the internet this week he had passed away.

Bevo XIV officially hangs up his horns with a 106-41 record with two national championship appearances.

There is no word at press time on a possible debut of Bevo XV.

Dabo Swinney won’t stop talking about “Clemsoning”

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Urban Dictionary defines “Clemsoning” as “the act of an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football season.”

Clemson head coach Dabo Swinney was asked about the phenomenon following the Tigers’ destruction of Georgia Tech Saturday and promptly went off. The question, asked by ESPN’s David Hale, was in reference to Swinney’s program shaking the label – Saturday marked Clemson’s 34th straight win over an unranked opponent – but Swinney didn’t see it that way.

Armed with some new facts (Clemson SID Tim Bourret noted 50 teams have fallen as ranked opponents to unranked foes since the Tigers last did so on Nov. 19, 2011), Swinney again targeted the “Clemsoning” label.

“I think it’s an agenda. It’s just bias,” Swinney told the Charleston (S.C.) Post & Courier Tuesday. “People are uneducated. They’re just ignorant and lazy because they’re not looking at the facts. If they did, they’d be focused on other schools and not Clemson. They’d be dialed in on what Clemson has done. There aren’t three other schools in the country as consistent as Clemson, in all aspects.”

I hate to break it to you, Dabo: you are absolutely correct, but the term, as they say, has been coined.

Just go beat Florida State, beat South Carolina, win the ACC and win a national title and maybe Urban Dictionary will delete that pesky page out of a sign of respect.

Also, No. 5 Clemson hosts unranked Boston College on Saturday. This would be a very, very unfortunate time for the Tigers to suffer an upset.