Kenny Chesney is the a serial polygamist in college football, rivaled only by Snoop Dogg. The country crooner has become notorious for pledging his undying affection for any program willing to open its weight room or spare him a t-shirt from the bottom of the hamper.
So it makes sense that, following a weekend show at Auburn’s Jordan-Hare Stadium, he renders the palatial playing surface unrecognizable. Because that’s what happens when you allow Chesney into your program: he destroys it.
(Kidding.)
(Sort of.)
Thankfully, the Auburn grounds crew will have plenty of time to get the field back into shape before Clemson rolls in on Sept. 3.