I guess there’s now something we can officially label as Boogergate? And, to put the green cherry on top of the nasal soufflé, it involves the most headline-making head coach in college football.
Michigan had little problem dispatching UCF this past Saturday, with the Wolverines pushing their record to 2-0 on the strength of a second straight win by 37 or more points. The most noteworthy thing to come out of the 51-14 win over the AAC school, in fact, was a video that went viral in which it appeared to some that the UM head coach did some nostril digging and pulled out a little in-game snack.
I have five kids and, well, let’s just say that move looks awfully familiar.
Harbaugh, however, wants to make it perfectly clear that that wasn’t his move. In fact, he loudly proclaimed that he’s never eaten nostril debris. Ever.
“I have never eaten a booger in my entire life,” Harbaugh, by way of mlive.com, said on his weekly radio show Monday night. “That might have looked like what was happening. But I think if you rub your nose and then you bite your fingernail, that’s not eating a booger now.
“There was no booger eating. Let me clear the air … for clarity here, for the record, I have never eaten a booger in my entire life.”
I’ll allow those in the audience who’d like to go “Magic Loogie” on the video evidence to determine what exactly was going on with Harbaugh’s thumb, whether it was inside or outside the nostril and whether he subsequently munched on what he may or may not have trapped.
LSU says au revoir to safety Ed Paris for the season
LSU will be without safety Ed Paris for the rest of the season, head coach Ed Orgeron said Monday. Paris suffered a “significant” knee injury during practice last week, for which he has already undergone surgery.
“He’s always around here and smiling and making sure everybody knows he’s good,” cornerback Donte Jackson told the Baton Rouge Advocate. “He wants us to know that he’s all right and that we should just keep playing. He’s always in (the film room). He gets treatment and then he’s right in there and tries to watch practice a little before he has to get his next treatment.”
Paris is a senior, which means it’s possible he has played his final game as a Tiger. However, Oregeron believes he could seek and receive a medical redshirt to return in 2018.
“Ed’s going to be out for the season,” Orgeron said. “Just went through an operation, and hopefully we can redshirt him and get him back for next year.”
A native of Arlington, Texas, Paris split at safety with Grant Deplit.
Paris has played in 40 career games, with two starts.
2018 LSU-Miami opener to be played Sunday night Labor Day weekend
In October of 2014, it was confirmed that LSU and Miami would open the 2018 college football season against each other. Nearly three years later, we have a date and time to go along with it.
It was announced Tuesday that the Tigers and Hurricanes will meet Sunday, Sept. 2, of next year at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas, with kickoff set for 7:30 p.m. ET. It was originally scheduled to be played the day before.
That matchup will be broadcast on ABC.
The opener will mark just the 12th meeting ever between the football programs, and the first since 2013. This will also serve as the third-ever regular-season meeting between the ACC and SEC squads, with the last one coming way back in 1988.
The Tigers will be playing just their second game ever on a Sunday. They last did so in 2002 against Virginia Tech in Blacksburg.
Maryland loses yet another QB to ACL injury, this one Kasim Hill
I don’t even know if bubble-wrapping Maryland quarterbacks would help at this point.
This past Saturday afternoon, Kasim Hill went down with what appeared to be a very serious-looking injury to his right leg in the first quarter of the loss to UCF. Three days later, it was confirmed that the true freshman has been diagnosed with a torn ACL and will miss the remainder of the 2017 season.
Hill is the second Terrapins quarterback to suffer such a fate the first four weeks of the season. In the second half of Maryland’s season-opening 51-41 upset of Texas, Tyrrell Pigrome went down with what was later diagnosed as a torn ACL, ending his 2017 season as well.
Unfortunately for the Terps, the injuries, ACLs in particular, haven’t been limited to just those two of late.
-Five ACL tears in six seasons
-One linebacker starting 1/3 of a season
-Now on 4th-stringer in Week 5 https://t.co/w45VwvRXMq
Hill will be replaced in the starting lineup by No. 3 quarterback Max Bortenschlager, who started one game last season for the Terps. After replacing Hill, Bortenschlager completed 15-of-26 passes for 132 yards, one touchdown and two interceptions in the 38-10 loss to the Knights. Prior to that, he had attempted just two passes this season, completing one of them for four yards.
Cornhuskers legend Dave Rimington tapped as interim Nebraska AD
There were many who thought Nebraska’s now-former athletic director was disconnected from the university’s deep football history. With today’s move, the athletic department has made a 180-degree turn.
NU announced Tuesday afternoon that Dave Rimington has been named as the interim athletic director. Rimington replaces Shawn Eichorst, who was dismissed late last week after nearly five years on the job.
Rimington was one of the greatest college football centers in history, and, in 1981 and 1982 for the Cornhuskers, became the only player to win back-to-back Outland Trophy Awards. In 2000, the Rimington Trophy was established to honor the most outstanding center in college football.
In 1997, he was named to the College Football Hall of Fame.
“I’m so pleased that we could count on Dave Rimington, who is a Husker through and through, to answer our call to lend his administrative expertise and unwavering support for Nebraska Athletics during this key time of transition,” chancellor Ronnie Green said in a statement. “I am confident that Dave will provide exceptional leadership as we move forward in our search for a new, permanent director of athletics.”
“I am humbled and grateful to accept this responsibility,” Rimington, one of 17 former ‘Huskers with their jerseys retired, said. “I look forward to working with the coaches, staff and student-athletes at Nebraska, which is a truly special place that has had a profound impact on my life and the lives of countless others.”
Rimington is currently the president of the New York-based Boomer Esiason Foundation, but will be taking a sabbatical from those duties.