Catholics vs Criminoles II

For sale: crab-themed ‘Catholics vs Criminoles’ t-shirts


Yep, some Notre Dame fans — or someone with a very in-tune sense of humor — have done went and gone there.

Back in the mid-eighties, prior to Notre Dame’s game with Miami, it was attire with some form of “Catholics vs Convicts” printed on it.  This time around, with Florida State and the Irish set to clash in mid-October this season, another round of “inspired” t-shirts is making the round.

As pointed out by earlier this week, the website currently has the following for sale, for the low, low price of just $17 (plus shipping & handling of course):

Catholics vs Criminoles

Of course, the crab portion of the themed t-shirt references FSU quarterback Jameis Winston‘s seafood caper earlier this offseason that netted the reigning Heisman Trophy winner a citation and brief suspension — from the baseball team.  The taunting likely won’t bother Winston much as he’s been thereseen that.

It’s rather ironic that FSU is referred to as the “Criminoles,” however, as it’s Notre Dame that most recently had one of its players arrested on rather serious charges.  Earlier this month, Irish wide receiver Will Mahone was arrested on five charges, three of which are felonies, in connection to a disturbance in his Ohio hometown.  Among the disturbing details, Mahone allegedly threatened to kill police officers who responded to the scene and medical personnel who were treating him at a local hospital.

As noted by the Palm Beach Post, each football program has seen one of its players on the wrong side of handcuffs, with FSU’s being offensive lineman Ira Denson charged with a pair of misdemeanors — petty theft and illegal use of a debit card.  That incident, however, led to an even more serious incident and additional charges for the linemen after he was booted from the team.

In other words, the whole “people who live in glass houses…” thing is in play for ALL sides.

Unlike Missouri, 5-7 Nebraska will jump at opportunity to go bowling

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Nebraska will be first in line to accept a bowl invitation when it arrives in the mail, despite going 5-7 this season. The Huskers, who are first in line among 5-7 candidates based on APR scores, will reportedly accept a bowl invitation to fill the first vacancy left to fill once all bowl-eligible teams are slotted into the postseason mix.

Missouri released a statement earlier today saying it will not accept a bowl invitation following a 5-7 season. The Tigers would have been the second team among 5-7 teams to receive a bowl invitation based on APR scores. According to a report by Brett McMurphy of, Kansas State would be next in line, followed by Minnesota, San Jose State, Illinois and Rice.

Missouri and Nebraska would appear to have different agendas of course. Nebraska is coming off the first season under new head coach Mike Riley, while Missouri is in the midst of a full coaching search. The decision not to go to a bowl game allows Missouri’s coaching staff in place under the now retired Gary Pinkel to pursue new opportunities without having bowl preparations get in the way.

Maryland sack master Yannick Ngakoue entering NFL Draft

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Maryland will have a new head coach in 2016. Whoever that head coach ends up being will have to find a way to replace one of Maryland’s best players. Defensive lineman Yannick Ngakoue says he will skip his final year of eligibility with the Terrapins and declare for the 2016 NFL Draft.

Ngakoue was the second in the Big Ten with 13.0 sacks this season, trailing only Penn State defensive lineman Carl Nassib. Ngakoue’s sack total is a Maryland school record and was one of the few reasons for optimism for Maryland’s dreadful football season, which ended with just three wins.

5-7 Missouri says it will not participate in a bowl game


A 5-7 team is going to go bowling this season, but Missouri will not be one of them. Missouri athletics director Mack Rhoades released a statement Monday evening confirming the Tigers will not accept any bowl invitation.

“Following this weekend’s football games, there have been significant discussions nationally concerning 5-7 teams participating in bowl games,” the statement read. “After careful consideration, we have decided it is not in the best interest of our football program to seek permission from the NCAA to participate in a bowl game. Our focus remains on identifying the right leader for our program and moving forward with the transition process.”

Missouri would have been among the first of the 5-7 schools to receive an invitation to whatever bowl is left needing to fill a bowl spot this season after it became mathematically impossible to fill all available bowl spots with bowl-eligible teams. Based on APR scores, Missouri was expected to be one of the first 5-7 schools to fill an empty spot. Nebraska would be the first school in line base don APR scores, followed by the Tigers. Not anymore.

The decision also means Missouri head coach Gary Pinkel has coached his final game for the Tigers. After announcing his retirement earlier in the month, effective at the end of the season, Pinkel was prepared to coach until the end of the season even if that mean going to a bowl game. As noted in the statement, Missouri is focused on hiring a successor to Pinkel, and that search continues to develop.

Now, what other schools are going to forfeit a bowl trip?

Last call! Orlando bar gave out 15,000 free beers during UCF’s 0-12 season

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It was a long season for fans of the UCF Knights, but at least one bar may have been the biggest loser of all. Orlando bar The Basement committed to giving away free beer during UCF football games after starting the season with four losses. The free beer promotion would continue until the Knights won a game, which of course never happened. USF demolished UCF on Thanksgiving night to bring an end to a dreadful 0-12 season in Orlando. So, what was the final tab?

An estimated total of 15,000 free beers were given away to patrons during UCF games this season, and the promotion is expected to continue into the 2016 season.

“We thought the next two games after we came up with the offer were our most winnable games of the season,” Jake Whitacre, marketing director for The Basement, said in a local TV interview. “Once we lost those two we realized we had really gotten ourselves into a hole.”

Whitacre said the bar still ended up making money thanks to customers buying other beverages in addition to receiving free beer.

If you were curious, UCF opens the 2016 season at Michigan unless they fill a scheduling vacancy on September 3.